If you have one. Announce that she needs to go for a poo? Or even to a more extreme poo with you present in the bathroom? I've been with mine for 4 1/2 years and I have never even known mine to go for a ****, it's a no go topic. She probably goes at work (there's a thread for this ) Am I the only one? Yes I am pretty stoned/pissed
don't think I could stomach WATCHING my bird take a ****. Isn't that what marriage is for? If you can stomach watching your mrs take a **** then she's marriage material.
You should be a marriage councillor. "Do you guys **** in front of one another? No? Then it wasn't meant to be"
I'm with mine 17 years and I've only heard fart once and never seen her going for a **** ... thank **** P.S. what a ****e thread
I've been with Mrs NOF for nearly 14 years and I can confirm that in that time she has both farted and taken a **** on more than one occasion.
Bet no one expected me to comment on this thread... I trained my mrs well, a full annoucement followed with a description
Bloody hell. Can't you all keep your scatological obsessions confined to one thread? I think I stopped finding discussions about poo interesting when I was about 16. Which was....... god knows how long ago.
What were you doing to that poor girl's back door 8 years now and ain't nothing I haven't seen. Taking a dump is nothing, pffff, how about pregnant and puking all over you while you're asleep Twice
A full and co-operative relationship demands transparency and openness in this subject. I always say when I've had a good ****, the size, number and smell. I once even took a photograph with her phone before I flushed them away. I've been single for a few years now....
My Mrs won't go anywhere except at home. Judging by her cooking I'm pretty sure she doesn't just do them in the bog either Another great thread Zingy
