Moussa Sissoko Facts

We did this for Tiote a while back and it was one of my favorite threads ever.

I'll kick off and you will get the gist......




Apparently The Hulk got Sissoko hands for Christmas.

 

Did you know that the earth rotates the way it does because Sissoko told it to.

 

Sissoko can cut scissors with paper

 

The law of physics states that the universe needs dark matter to exist..... we call him Moussa Sissoko.

 

Harry Redknapp used to be good looking until he looked Sissoko in the eye and his face melted.

 

Sissoko never hides, he only seeks.

 

Double the facts....

The Big Bang was actually started when Sissoko & Tiote bumped into each other in training!

 

Moussa Sissoko can count to infinity... three times.

 

Sissoko can apparently kill two stones with one bird.

 

Sissoko doesn't eat honey... he chews bees.

 

The Bogeyman hides from Sissoko.

 

When Moussa Sissoko sneezes, the sun goes out

 

Morons

 

Moussa doesn't turn the light on..... he turns the Dark Off.

 

Sissoko eats gold bars not chocolate bars

 

Sissoko was in all of the Star Wars movies.... as the force.

 

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Yes, I felt him






It was nice

 

Nile Ranger no longer goes to Nando's... because Sissoko likes Chicken.

 

Moussa Sissoko came to Newcastle via Hull P&O Ferries, he parted the Sea, Lifted his hands and said "feel no remorse for the opposition, for it is not they who know I have come to awake a Giant.."