It's not you, it's me......

Ah Ah, cest gets a beer but I get a ****.....................and cake

 

You get a beer, a cake and a ****!

Greedy guts.

 

Its that kind of offer that has me trawling the internet on EasyJet right now kidda. Hope you apartment is a 7 bed job for all the family? Ha Ha

Take care kidda

 

With my 'figure' I need less cake and more ****s syd.

I'll swap mate.

 

Ha, well it's 4 bed, you'll have to draw lots for who gets to come.

Could be a fun exercise in the Cestria household!

 

**** where's BC when you need him?
Another traitor deserting the beautiful NE of England and doesn't deserve to be allowed to support our great club!!!!









All the best BB mate, hope all works out for you.

 

Cheers mate, and where the **** have you been???

**** never thought of that, although i guess i wasn't a fan anyway cos i live in Newcastel, i'm not a fan, just someone who goes to every game and spends most of my day thinking, talking a d wondering about the club,

 

Why on earth would you swap the freezing, raining, snowing, hailing North East for hot, beautiful, sunny Marbella? Some people just don't know when they've got it good...


And don't worry about losing sight of the club, I can hardly ever see them, and if anything it's made me a more loyal supporter (probably because I don't see how we play!)


Have a great time, how I envy you!

 

Cheers mate, there's a great gay scene apparently if you wanna visit

 

I try to be nice, and this is how you repay me...

 

Ha ha, just jesting marra

 

if its ****'SSS, you will be fine cest, I can only manage 1 so you have the rest while I eat me cake

 

sod marbella mate come over here, have a geezer that looks like a bird, that way you can take some pics to show yer mates about what a beauty you had, but INSIDE only you will know the truth...

 

Real men don't cry mate.








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