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Natch's Bar..with...The Natch REP Bank..Now Unstuck...

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  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    White Polar because your sat on the north pole so everything is facing South
     
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  2. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    What connects these words?... Dram, Colon, Won, Dong, Kip.
     
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  3. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    Well done rod
     
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  4. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    I'll go with wrestling wiz lol
     
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  5. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    No mate incorrect..
     
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  6. pirate49

    pirate49 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Dosh, Wonga, Pony, Grand, Lady Godiva...........................
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    If I'm understanding you Ok but what countries...?
     
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  8. DicksOut

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    It was 10.22pm on the 6th November. I checked into Natch's promising to stay here and drink until we kept a clean sheet. I've been sleeping under the table there, and some of you have been passing me a few crisps from time to time, and once I nearly ate my own shoe, I was so hungry. I've grown a grizzly beard and stink of piss, but tonight, tonight I can go home. I'd like to thank those of you who have been so kind to me, and I even forgive those of you who mistook me for Wiz's dog and gave me a good kicking.

    Come on you Reds.
     
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  9. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss: So......£300 rent (and that's cheap),£400 drinks bill, £23 for the crisps and £27-50 vet's bill for dog injuries and don't worry about the piss because the "gashead" twats have been taking it out of us all season and it's about to end....

    Come back soon Dicksout, best humour for a long time....<laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Oh **** it, cancel the bill, we beat Watford 2-0 tonight....:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  10. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    Wiz you forgot to add the service charge on to the bill not that it really matters as you have given it away as a freebe.
     
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  11. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Do you know...?Do You Know....?

    Three people check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person. Now each person paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totalling £27. The bellboy has £2, totalling £29. Where is the missing £1?
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    they paid £30, they each received back £1, they now have only paid £27 Of this £27 £25 went to the manager for the room and £2 went to the bellboy.
     
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  13. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Dead right......<ok>
     
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  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    We has this one in school quite a lot :D
     
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  15. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Shiny is a bright young thing<ok>

    It's a trick of the tongue and creates the sum backwards as most try and work out £30 being the answer not £25
     
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  16. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    At a recent birthday party there were four mothers and their children. aged 1, 2, 3 and 4. From the clues below can you work out whose child is whose and their relevant ages? It was Jane's child's birthday party. Brian is not the oldest child. Sarah had Anne just over a year ago. Laura's child will be 3 next birthday. Daniel is older than Charlie. Teresa's child is the oldest. Charlie is older than Laura's child.
     
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  17. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    Daniel is 4 and Teresa's
    Charlie is 3 and Janes
    Jane is 2 and Laura's
    Anne is 1 and Sarah's
     
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  18. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Correct......






    Edit........Working away down Cornwall from Sunday back on Wednesday, I'll find some more puzzles then...
     
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  19. RedorDead

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    Was Brian not there then??
     
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  20. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Didn't spot Brian, that's why, he's not there.....<yikes>
     
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