It was 10.22pm on the 6th November. I checked into Natch's promising to stay here and drink until we kept a clean sheet. I've been sleeping under the table there, and some of you have been passing me a few crisps from time to time, and once I nearly ate my own shoe, I was so hungry. I've grown a grizzly beard and stink of piss, but tonight, tonight I can go home. I'd like to thank those of you who have been so kind to me, and I even forgive those of you who mistook me for Wiz's dog and gave me a good kicking. Come on you Reds.
So......£300 rent (and that's cheap),£400 drinks bill, £23 for the crisps and £27-50 vet's bill for dog injuries and don't worry about the piss because the "gashead" twats have been taking it out of us all season and it's about to end.... Come back soon Dicksout, best humour for a long time.... Oh **** it, cancel the bill, we beat Watford 2-0 tonight....
Wiz you forgot to add the service charge on to the bill not that it really matters as you have given it away as a freebe.
Do you know...?Do You Know....? Three people check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person. Now each person paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totalling £27. The bellboy has £2, totalling £29. Where is the missing £1?
they paid £30, they each received back £1, they now have only paid £27 Of this £27 £25 went to the manager for the room and £2 went to the bellboy.
Shiny is a bright young thing It's a trick of the tongue and creates the sum backwards as most try and work out £30 being the answer not £25
At a recent birthday party there were four mothers and their children. aged 1, 2, 3 and 4. From the clues below can you work out whose child is whose and their relevant ages? It was Jane's child's birthday party. Brian is not the oldest child. Sarah had Anne just over a year ago. Laura's child will be 3 next birthday. Daniel is older than Charlie. Teresa's child is the oldest. Charlie is older than Laura's child.
Correct...... Edit........Working away down Cornwall from Sunday back on Wednesday, I'll find some more puzzles then...