Some older posters on here might remember a bloke called David Icke, allegedly lost the plot in the 90's & declared that people in high places of power including the Royal family were human/lizard hybrids. Seems a ridiculous notion yes, however, iv'e made some recent shocking observations that David Icke may actually not be as daft as people have claimed & that indeed non human entities have infiltrated the sporting world. Below is a short list of some of the creatures that have taken places within sporting society to weave whatever sinister plots themselves or their masters have in store for us. I would fully appreciate any feedback from anyone who, themselves, has saw others of their ilk masquerading among us. Beth Tweddle - Some sort of human/piranha hybrid, possible even the offspring of the plant in the Little Shop of Horrors Graham Taylor - A turnip Zlatan Ibrahimovic - A fully self sufficient being akin to an unknown species of pick-axe people Ray Wilkins - A boglin toy from the 80's somehow came to life Ellie Simmonds - A midget Alan Pardew - The worlds first fully evolved turd, capable of movement, speech & allegedly football management Peter Beardsley - Quasimodo was human, this however cannot be put into the same bracket Chris Eubank - You'll have to use you're own imagination here Rebecca Adlington - Of the same alien species as the bloke called Odo off Star Trek Mike Ashley - Another alien, this time from a planet known as Hutta. Closely related to the thing that gets killed in the first Blade movie with ultra violet light Marlon Harewood - An evolved version of the Snapping Turtle species Carlos Tevez - An insult to the eyeballs, quite obviously some form of werewolf that got half way through transformation then stopped These will be but a few of those who dwell amongst us, be vigilant, they could be watching us now by some unknown method.
Ian dowie - disguised as the neanderthal man Joey barton - an experiment gone wrong, a test case clearly not working Saggy fyass - a botched effort of a mini jabba the hut
There are several barcode posters such as smelly toe, Tash and the Belfast bell end who have developed little further than the pond life bacteria they have evolved from.
Ellie Simmons.........................who incedently has been told she can participate in the able bodied Olympics next time round as they are introducing dwarf throwing as an event.
