This is a pretty good article on Ashley Cole, written when he passed 87 caps, to overtake Kenny Sansom.
Goalkeepers: Matt Gilks (Blackpool), David Marshall (Cardiff), Allan McGregor (Besiktas) Defenders: Phil Bardsley (Sunderland), Christophe Berra (Wolves), Gary Caldwell (Wigan), Grant Hanley (Blackburn), Alan Hutton (Mallorca), Russell Martin (Norwich), Charlie Mulgrew (Celtic), Lee Wallace (Rangers), Andy Webster (Hearts) Midfielders: Charlie Adam (Stoke), Scott Brown (Celtic), Chris Burke (Birmingham), Kris Commons (Celtic), James Forrest (Celtic), James McArthur (Wigan), James Morrison (West Brom), Matt Philips (Blackpool), Robert Snodgrass (Norwich) Forwards: Steven Fletcher (Sunderland), Ross McCormack (Leeds), Jamie Mackie (QPR), Shaun Maloney (Wigan), Kenny Miller (Vancouver), Steven Naismith (Everton), Jordan Rhodes (Blackburn)
****ing Bardsley, what a piece of **** dickhead he is, I'm more ****ing Scottish than he is, how the **** does he get ****ing Scottish? I know it'll be ansestery, but FFS! PS. Thanks for that.
At least Bardsley had a Scottish dad, Commons was born in Mansfield and his mum and dad are both English.
He's still a **** in any country, right up there with Ashley Cole as I see him, but then I've never met Cole, so I just go how I perceive him.
