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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Good deflection dave. Just ignore the argument and no one will notice you lost <applause>
     
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  2. Jonesey

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    Yes, but Law thought he'd relegated you! The look on his face was priceless!
     
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  3. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    No mate just highlighting churlish childish behaviour on what is supposed to be a banter thread. You lost because of your own behaviour.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Lazy ****er.
     
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  5. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    If you think me taking the piss out of your tribal opinion is "churlish childish behaviour", you should probably steer well clear of the banter thread in future. I recommend you stick to giving TB random abuse <ok>
     
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  6. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    See! you just can't rise above the childish responses - pity.
     
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  7. Daveunited

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    please log in to view this image


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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Who's that watching the porno?

    Neil Warnock?
     
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  9. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    yeah
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Cheers.<ok>
     
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  11. The accounts not banned, you just need to log into that one pal <ok>
     
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  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I would but Dave scares me <laugh>

    How long has the dancing stick man been in your sig ?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So. I got a text from my LFC reporter mate at 10.30 pm last night.

    "Suarez to City. 50 million plus Scott Sinclair. Carroll coming back for good".

    I obviously called him straight away. "Please tell me you're winding me up". "Why? Don't you want Carroll back?". "Not really". "It's alright, I was only joking".

    Twat was stoned. He will be when I get near him. Bastard.
     
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  14. About twelve hours <ok>
     
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  15. ...<laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****'s a manc as well <doh>
     
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  17. It is quite funny but the Carroll bit made it unrealistic <laugh>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He knew I'd call him. The Carroll bit gave him the opportunity to take it a little further. As you know, his info is generally pretty accurate.
     
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  19. Swarbs

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    And under Liverpool's new valuation system, Sinclair must be worth a good £40 million <ok>

    Thought this one was quite funny:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21288404

    How can you have an 'inconclusive' eye test?

    "Please read the letters out loud"
    "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question"
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not sure where you're coming from with that. Care to elucidate? Where's my twatting book?
     
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