The Bruce Out Free, Anything But, Not Very Serious, Sunday Morning Thread

It's good to get away from the Bruce out or give him more time postings. They are getting, as syd said, a bit tedious.

Anyway I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman.

Mind you I've woken up with a few!!!

 

what a ****er..

 

couldnt **** over that mind, and me with a fetish

 

I was talking to Syd the other day in Coxhoe out with his dog. We were having a bit crack and I looked down and noticed Osca licking his balls. I said to Syd "I wish I could do that". He said "I'd pat him first if I were you, he's a vicious bugger".

 

so it was you, good to meet you mate, maybe you could do me next time

 

Avram Grant was sat in the job centre. A farmer rushes in and shouts "anyone want any work". Grant stood up and said "I, Avram".

The farmer said "Brinh it with you, the sheep will love him".

 

Get to bed mate

 

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looking down after colleen had just shaved his chest rooney grunts..,

"silly woman, i havn't won 61 titles".