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The Bruce Out Free, Anything But, Not Very Serious, Sunday Morning Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, May 15, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I know everyone has opinions and that’s fine. I know some are hurting and angry.

    Its just that reading thread after thread trying to find a new way of saying the same thing can become tedious, so, lets have one thread on anything but, you know what.

    Some suggestions................


    Transfers, players out, who will go down, how those will do who are coming up, summer holidays, animal sex, losing your virginity, how to survive the summer break without footy, best way to divorce, should you marry or just live together,animal sex, BB moving abroad, welder in Angola, have you done either and why, animal sex, living alone, living with someone you no longer like, who would you prefer to be living with and why, ugliest person you have shagged, camping, caravans, animal sex, shopping with the wife, shopping with someone else wife.

    To name but a few.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    who will go down?

    two men on opposite sides off the world.

    one is 330ft up doing a wire walk between two buildings..

    the other one is getting a blowjob off an 85 year old granny

    both are thinking exactly the same same thing....



    don't look down..

    don't look down..
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Thats the spirit mate
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Transfers,

    rumour has it bruce is lining up a 6million pound bid for Mrs osama bin laden...

    he reckons she's a better shot stopper than mig..
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I would go for the husband, he could go straight on the injury list
     
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  6. talcnturnip

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    The first few are out of our hands so sod it, most of the others are based on some sort of fetish that you have syd (get some help quick mate), camping and caravans are the scourge of the British motorist all caravans should be placed on a ship and dropped into that git deep trench in the Pacific or wherever it is.
    Back to your only valid question in all that rambling surviving the Summer without footy? we've gone a full season without footy mate so shouldn't be a problem.
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    nee need for that mind, dinit even have a caravan
     
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  8. talcnturnip

    talcnturnip Well-Known Member

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    Bet you have had one though syd, fetish that is. Get Osca out more mate bit of fresh air and all that.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    they aren't allowed to go very far, what with the tag and everything..
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I once had a very good fetish in a caravan, in Wales
     
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  11. talcnturnip

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    Had a few in Wales myself mate no plastic firetraps involved though, Abergavenny top place for fit Welsh birds who are quite taken by our accent.
     
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  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I was working near Prestatyn and they had a Pontins there, it was like restock every Saturday
     
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  13. SwanseaMackem

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    Why do you think I live down here boys?! Lovely with you, isn't it!
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    made me laugh
     
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  15. talcnturnip

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    We were at Brecon mate but got about a bit. Sennybridge was the name of the little village which was closest, it was a good place and not the anti English claptrap you hear about. Overall enjoyed Wales every time we went nice people decent beer and an inbuilt hatred of caravans.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    went doggin with the missus last night...

    by the time she parked the car, everyone had ****ed off..
     
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  17. mitchthemakem

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    Im thinking of getting a divorce but don't know whether i can afford it.

    So im thinking of trying Brucies ploy of maybe getting a few loanees in to try them out first before i commit to the divorce, maybe a couple 25 to 30 year females in with a bit of experience, ive thought about maybe a few south americans but im not sure they can play at my pace (which can be pretty fast).

    Ive asked my wife if i can go ahead and she told me to **** off ( I guess thats the same answer Bruce is going to get from Elliss when he asks for his teransfer kitty) lol

    KTF Mitch
     
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  18. talcnturnip

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    Very poor cmmachio hope your lass doesn't read this or you could be cut off in your prime remember the Bobbit.
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    [video]http://youtu.be/IT2oDMiekfs[/video]
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Wayne Rooney marked Manchester United's historic 19th league title by shaving his chest hair in the shape of the number.

    is it just me, or anyone else thinking that must have taken some time,
     
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