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Medals anyone?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. bet uncle tommy wishes he hadny went to switzerland now
     
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    A massive bank account and a cock that drags on the ground?

    You're easily impressed Tina. I'm dying my hair ging tonight and signing up for the French Foreign Legion then we can be together.
     
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    or you could just write to nato and they'll ping you one out in the post <ok>
     
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    That's a very valid point about the big cock. I'm almost tempted to ask.

    <laugh>

    When you sign up and dye your hair (not completely necessary though), post pictures and I'll post some too.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> A day too late.......nae luck auld mucker!

    Poor **** probably has a big Swiss ****er holding a pillow standing over him right now.
     
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    You're mad for posting that address. Someone should try it, see what happens.

    <laugh>
     
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    its on their website so its open to the public, i'm going to get my mates to apply as well <laugh>
     
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    You'd need to have the moustache too, to carry the whole ensemble off.

    Sprechen ze Deutch?
     
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    I just noticed the price of that medal.

    <yikes>
     
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    <laugh> I'd make a good SS officer. Blonde hair, blue eyes. No love for Gypsies.

    He möchten Baby in mein panzer zu einigen reizvollen Malen kommen?
     
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    <laugh> Aye but some **** had to gas a ****load of Jews to get that remember.
     
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    p.s.

    that address is in belgium
     
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    Sex beast medal must be available as well then..
     
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    its probably made out of recycled filings
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> Quote of the day just for the sheer cold honesty of it.
     
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    Sobald Sie Ingwer werden und die Medaillen haben, die Sie mich zeigten, I' alles m Ihr. Ist Ihre Penis wie groß?

    <laugh><yikes>
     
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    eine kleine nachtpenis......
     
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    Mein Schwanz ist nicht der größte, aber ich konnte noch ersticken Sie es mit <ok>
     
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