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Media Pranks Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013.

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Who shall the prank be about?

Poll closed Feb 1, 2013.

  1. Benzema

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%

  2. Khedira

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%

  3. Sahko

    3 vote(s)
    15.8%

  4. Jimmy Kebe

    8 vote(s)
    42.1%

  5. Krkic

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%

  6. Rajalakso

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%

  7. Sanogo

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%

  8. Other: Please state

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Time for us to take to twitter and throw out an unsuspecting name en mass for a laugh!!!

    If we're going to pull this off we need sensible strategy, somebody who can make a decent mock-up picture (or use google) and lots of teamwork!!!

    Place below your suggested real player names and their transfer details we could use for the prank! We shall vote on it in a bit if there's enough interest and some decent suggestions!

    If you haven't signed up for twitter yet, congratulations on being a respectable human being, but right now we need arses :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  2. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    It would have to be ridiculous, expensive and (just to add that air of credibility) French.

    Benzema.
     
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    Eddie's British Plodders, Jan 31, 2013
  3. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    I'm going German Sami Khedira class act.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jan 31, 2013
  4. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Mamodu Sahko, from....? LB/CB, 3.7mil just been spotted leaving newcastle airport 10 mins earlier. No twitter #atwork
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jan 31, 2013
  5. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    How about Bojan Krkic from AC Milan?
    Balotelli has just gone there threatening his place in the team
    Is only 22
    Admittedly he's not French but maybe Pardew would want to mix up the culture in the squad!
     
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    Maximin Effort, Jan 31, 2013
  6. Blue harvest

    Blue harvest Active Member

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    Liking the Benzema idea.

    Di Santo in with Simpson as a make weight in the deal.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Liking the suggestions guys, keep 'em coming!

    I'll add a poll at 3pm for people to vote on the one we'll go for <ok>

    Seb Rajalakso from Djurgardens for £1.2 million anyone? <whistle>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    How about getting this Jimmy Kebe thing going again

    this time from our side, just to get the Bastard back <whistle>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 31, 2013
  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Like it! Would we say he's signing for us or someone ****?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  10. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Yaya Sanogo, 19/20 yo striker at Auxerre in Lige 2
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jan 31, 2013

  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Added the poll. The poll winner will be decided at 5pm. That way everyone coming home from work can join in too, and it gives people without twitter time to set-up an account ready for this ambitious effort <ok>

    We're going to make it trend ladies and gents! You can vote for more than one option, purely because we could do multi targets if this is popular enough!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  12. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    Kebe is a great choice, simply because he did his own little bit of mischief making this week! :D
     
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    LTF, Jan 31, 2013
  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Looking like Kebe is the favourite... Hope everyone's twitter account is ready <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  14. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Love the Kebe idea. In for this later
     
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    Judge Death, Jan 31, 2013
  15. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Fernandinho or Leandro Damiao. Or even both...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Jan 31, 2013
  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Come on lads and lasses, let's get a few people tweeting and see if we can make this happen...

    Jimmy Kebe, some bullshit transfer rumour and a made up transfer fee of your choosing <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    seems like your the only one that knows what this tweeting lark is
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 31, 2013
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <wah> Why does everything I organise always end in disaster <wah>... Still, got three tweeters into it. #I'mawesome
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    From BBC sport's live transfer thread 1729:

    Steven Miles on Twitter: "My mate just saw Jimmy Kebe in the Newcastle club shop signing autographs. Last week's joke comes true?"

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 31, 2013
  20. Pulp

    Pulp Well-Known Member

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    How much are we saying he's going for?
     
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    Pulp, Jan 31, 2013
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