Do any of you guys have to use this ridiculous **** of a system onshore? I'm supposed to fill out at least two STOP Cards every trip. I've done one since February 2009, they pulled me up about it this morning. Basically your supposed to fill one in when you see someone involved in a safe or unsafe act. You stop them and ask them some questions about their job like a nosy bastard then praise/slate them based on that job. I got a good one put in for me last trip because I cut my bread roll properly in the mess It's just beaurocracy so that they can pretend everyone cares about safety. Some ****s out here fill them out constantly because you might get a free STOP t-shirt if you get "STOP Card of the Month"......you couldn't make this **** up if you tried. I had to put on in because the OIM's (Manager of the platform) Boss is on just now and he saw a guy running down the stairs without holding the handrails at the same time as me. He advised me that I should put a STOP card in. Fannybaws.
well if you lot could go 5 minutes without blowing stuff up and polluting half the planet maybe you wouldnt need these. now go tell someone off for not using a napkin
**** the planet...talking of planets. Remember how the kids on Captain Planet all had magic rings. There was a Fire Ring, Water Ring, Earth Ring, Love Ring....Anyone else think they missed a trick by not giving one of them a *****phile Ring?
Seen that before it's ****ing brilliant. Only a couple of years after that we had peace in Nurthern Oirland...I think this show was directly responsible
