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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are ****in arseholes!
     
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  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Is this anyway for a moderator to behave? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  3. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Is that Pat Sharp as your avatar joker?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    they **** arseholes? no ****.
     
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  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    No, it's David Bowie.

    Who the **** is Pat Sharp?
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I'll bet there is... just a little bit at least!
     
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  7. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Him

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He's your real dad <ok>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    STD will be ****ing all over his David Bowie Picture Collection desperately annoyed that he has not got this picture. He might swap you a tin of tartan shortbread for it.
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    That's Herman Munster isn't it? <yikes>
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    That's good to know, me Mam has done well to pick up a younger chap! <cheers>
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Is your mam one of those twins off Fun Hoose?
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry, i'm not aware of this "Fun Hoose" - is it a tv programme that you watch?

    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what they're doing these days <laugh>

    CITV re-run it all the time and my kids watch it.

    My bet is that Melanie and wotsname are lying in a close wiping old man's jizz off their heroin-ravaged faces.

    It was deeply irresponsible to pap them two on the telly to viewers of my age at the time.

    I would've burst them both <ok>
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    **** me.

    Melanie and Martina are 41 now <yikes>

    They were in the Tim Burton Batman and The Meaning of Life.

    Here's what they look like now - one's divorced, one's a widow <laugh><doublepumped>

    [video=youtube;S0IKD-4LuMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0IKD-4LuMw[/video]

    Joker's maw must've been the never-seen triplet one.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Check this out

    [video=youtube;lWHf2PNapeg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHf2PNapeg[/video]

    Sharp says they "never had a threesome in the ballpool" but, in the Youtube comments, folk are claiming Sharp told them he pumped them both.

    I want to hold them both facing each other and bounce my dong of their respective faces <ok>

    EDIT: I just noticed that their nephew has a blog about them. I might befriend him and get him to introduce me.
     
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  17. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> My pal worked behind the bar in Dundee Uni Student Union and ended-up getting steaming with Pat Sharp and the twins at a Fun House night.

    Said they were a magic laugh.
     
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  19. charlienicholasismydad

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    **** me the one on the right is a defo ah wid, the one on the left could eat an apple through a tennis racket, but ah still wid <ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought this thread was some kind of offer. A two for one deal maybe.
     
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