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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Morning Everyone,

    Welcome to the final countdown,

    [video=youtube;9jK-NcRmVcw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw[/video]

    The only guarantee I can give you about todays dealings, is, its going to be Messi......

    Did I say Messi, I meant Messy.....

    We want to hear all the latest rumours, any player sightings, and where you have seen them.

    We want to hear it first on Not606.

    We need todays operation to flow like a finely tuned military operation, so I have given you all tasks.

    Doc : If you can cover Leeds / Badford airport

    Josh : You can be our international roving reporter

    YWBK : We want to hear ther latest from you outsider Elland Road

    Ristac : If you could cover all main routes in and out of Leeds from Bates' helicopter that mysteriously went missing last night. Don't forget to fill her up though...

    Boggers : Gatwick airport

    Our Sarf London friends : Heathrow airport

    Bucks : If you check all the pubs

    Simon and Boab : If you can cover the Scotish borders

    For those that I have missed out I ask you to to correspond with Not606 HQ (this thread) and we will delegate...

    Are we going to finally get rid of Puph, is Berkley going to extend to the end of the season, will Colin sign his love Child Stephen. Who's gonna replace Becchio, or will he stay? Will there be any surprising signings?
     
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  2. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    I'll wait outside Carrow Road so I can let you know if we're raping you for any more players.
     
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  3. ristac

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    Morning all - I have always wanted to learn to fly a helicopter but couldn't see the point in learning if I couldn't afford to buy one <ok>
     
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  4. ristac

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    On a serious note and I accept they are the better players we have had - Are you happy that you might soon have 4 ex Leeds players in your team? At the end of the day we have been an average Championship team and we have finished in average positions, I know we love to WU one another on the forums but I fail to see why Norwich fans are happy? Even QPR are splashing out £12m today on a defender, surely your team should be aiming for just a little bit more quality?
     
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  5. Doc

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    Morning all, a big day with small prizes for us as usual I think.

    Nothing happening here at L/B Airport, but the burgers are nice. Loads mentioned already about Luciano being down in Norwich and we get Morrison and £1m in return. If that comes off I would say its good business, and with the number of players Warnock's moved out, which saves wages as well, we should be able to afford a decent winger as well as Warnock junior if that deals still on. Roll on 11pm tonight.
     
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  6. lifecheshirewhite

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    If you sign Sam byram you may be able to stop Bale ripping your defence to pieces next time.:grin:
     
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  7. Massimo Cellino

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    Who the fook are you ?
     
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  9. CanariesSoccer

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    Honesty, Bechhio is a 'maybe' signing for me - he's a very good Championship striker but whether he can make the step uo I don't know.

    I was chuffed when we signed Johnson and over-the-moon when we signed Snodgrass. Both good players. Not so much with Howson, he's struggled.

    Overall the players we've bought from you have been good, and why Leeds aren't right up there in the League is a bit of a mystery. You've got a quality side but I wonder if the off-the-field situation has been disruptive to the team (it shouldn't be in my mind). That coupled with the expectations being placed on the players (whereas in Norwich at the moment we'll crack out the open top bus for any excuse) may have led to them underperforming?

    In general though, I don't know why players at mid-table Leeds seem to outperform expectations at Norwich?
     
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  10. Massimo Cellino

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    Retired fooking despot, now benevolent dictator for life.

    EDIT: :bandit:
     
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    Go visit Millwall you could get a game for them,maybe a bit young for them but worth a go.
     
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  12. The-Don

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    Totally different mindset to play for Leeds or to play for Norwich.

    they have played under pressure and under high expactations in front of the best away following they will ever play in front of. Going to Norwich would be a step down in terms of expectations and less pressure
     
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    & we're going over live to Gatwick airport where our reporter, Boggers, has some news. What can you tell us Boggers?

    Well studio, just seen a fat 80 year old with silver hair & an unkempt beard laughing his way to the East Sussex branch of the bank of Monte Carlo. Back to you in the studio
     
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  14. Whitejock

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    Can he play left back?
     
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  15. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Bucks : If you check all the pubs

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    Hi Elland, nothing much to report here, but if you want breakfast in Wetherspoons you want to act quick as the breakfast menu slams firmly closed within the next hour.

    Mines a bacon butty with brown sauce.

    Back over to you.
     
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  16. The-Don

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    TWAT :(

    I'm on a diet
     
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  17. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Well, I was waiting for the full English but couldn&#8217;t afford to buy it until someone agreed to buy my sandwiches for lunch off me, buy the time that happened it was just too late to order. Well, theres always the emergency loan menu opening up soon where I am sure I can borrow a bacon butty. Might be slightly stale but the staff here have worked there socks off so everyone should appreciate that

    Back over to you El.
     
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  18. The-Don

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    I have seen a few tumbleweeds wandering around Elland Road.

    And Salem Patels playing the recorded in the tunnel begging for pennies for a sausage roll and a bong
     
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  19. jasonwilcoxsrightfoot

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    Great intro <ok>

    As we speak, Colin and Harvey are speaking to some top name players, including one of the brightest prospects in the Peruvian League and a bloke who once scored 4 goals against Barcelona (on Fifa 2013). Inspired by Michael Brown's performance against Spurs, Warnock is also seeking to bring in the entire Sheffield United team from 2002-3. The only sticking point is that Dean Windass wants to be paid in Ginster's pasties.

    Warnock has also confirmed that Sam Byram will be sold due to him making too many accurate passes in training, which Warnock has described as "unacceptable".
     
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  20. The-Don

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    "@adswebbo
    Being a #lufc fan on #transferdeadlineday is like being a blind man in a lap dancing club"

    Whoever this guys is on twitter he makes me laugh :)
     
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