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Eurovision Song Contest

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, May 14, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm stuck with a severely strained Archilles tendon and the girlfriend is watching this pish. It's actually making the pain worse.

    Some nice fanny though.

    The worst thing? I can't even have a ****ing drink. Cannot remember the last time I didn't have at least a beer or a glass of wine on a Saturday night. Certainly not this century.

    ****ing pain is unbearable! Takes me about ten minutes to go for a piss because I have to shuffle there like some disabled pensioner.

    Blonde host would get it too!
     
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  2. Toby

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    Got forced to watch it once and vowed to never do it again. The entire show is awful, and I watched it doing a drinking game. Music generally implies some form of talent...
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    Hmmm, wouldn't say no to the Ukranian entry.
     
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  4. Toby

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    Haven't seen any of the contestants, can imagine some are quite hot, Eastern European women can be incredible, but due to how bad the rest of the show is, I'd rather watch a half hour of porn instead of several hours of dreadful TV...
     
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  5. Son of a pitch

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    I'd bang the German girl too.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I just noticed it doesn't finish till 23.15 <yikes>

    MoTD doesn't start till 23.35 <grr>
     
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  7. Toby

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    Did you watch the FA Cup final? One of the most boring games I've seen in a while...
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Nah, zonked out during the Man Utd game and didn't wake up till it was nearly over. Heard it was ****e though.

    FA cup finals usually are. Teams try too hard not to lose, rather than win.
     
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    Utd game was pretty dire too..Blackburn defended all game and the penalty was dubious..Wouldn't say it wasn't a penalty but the Utd players screaming at the ref makes it ****ed.

    Poor Huth must be quite sad tonight, his team were ****e though...
     
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    Yep.

    Missed it unfortunately but saw the summary. Now for the voting farce.
     
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    **** me. Someone just gave UK 12 points. Was it good?
     
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    Looking bad for Jedward. Let's hope that means the end of them!
     
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    And again. What is going on? This is really exciting. Oh wait, no it isn't. Back to normal. I'm not watching this crap any more.
     
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    I think it's finished. Sounds like I'm about to hear one song all the way through. I'll listen to this. Fantastic. If only she could sing. Still, it was very emotional for that chap. All those girls kissing him. Surprised he managed to keep it all in.
     
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    PNEawf it was **** but i didnt mind that german girl
     
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  16. connor wigham

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    haha so true
     
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    <laugh>

    Aye, right. Is this the best excuse you can come up with for having spent yet ANOTHER weekend on here? <laugh>

    Like I said on another thread; you're a loner. Nae pals, nae burd and even your family think you're a boring **** knuckle.

    <SADCUNTSMILEY>
     
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    Extract from Moneycorp brief

    "Good morning. Ell and Nikki put on a splendid performance Saturday night, winning the Eurovision song contest for Azerbaijan with "Running Scared". There was strong competition from Finland's "Da Da Dam", Germany's "Boom Boom Boom" and Italy's "Bunga Bunga". Cover versions of old favourites were plentiful. They included Greece's "Money for Nothing", Ireland's "Opportunities (Let's Take Lots of Money)" and Portugal's "Pay Me My Money Down". The International Monetary Fund was supposed to have put in a guest appearance with "Can't Always Get What You Want" but the group's lead singer was unexpectedly detained in New York."
     
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  20. PROGAMBLER

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    Jedward, oh dear!
     
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