Does anyone actually like them apart from themselves? Discuss. Quite a few ****s from there on here. I don't know anyone who likes Londoners or ****s from Essex, Kent etc apart from people who are from down that way. Generally arrogant ****stains with horrible clipped accents
i dont mind them, we're pretty much an entire nation of ****stains in my experience however the accent does get on my tits. i can deal with it if there's one or two of them but when ever i'm in london i want to cut people.
95% of the people I get to socialise with these days are English, most of them southern English although most not from London as such. Generally not a bad lot although they have some annoying habbits, one being they like to laugh at my accent at every opportunity - as they are English and invented the language so I should have to try to sound more like them
Yeah but generally their patter is always the same it's either some lame ****ing joke about "jocks" or how good London is. London is a ****ing dump, for me second only to Paris in major Western cities I've visted in the hatred stakes. Kent is full of up-their-own arse fannies who talk about house prices ALL the time. I spent 3 months in Dover once, ****ing miserable their banter is ****ing shocking too, just like Londoners.
The irony of it Mick is that the English language like almost everything else English such as the Queen, modern lager and staunch Protestantism is actually German in origin.
Actually I agree about the craic being bad. I don't enjoy myself in Guernsey outside of work, there's just nobody who I can do a proper session with. Plenty of drunks, but yobbish ****ish drunks rather than the stupid funny drunks I'm used to. I've been struggling for the last 10 months to put my finger on exactly why there is no craic in Guernsey, yes there are only about 5 pubs you can drink in regularly but I only drunk in the same 4 or 5 pubs in Malta and had plenty of craic. Quite sad really how bad my social life has went downhill since leaving Malta, can't keep this ****e up for ever.
The English do have a propensity to think all Irish people are jolly japesters who like a drink and can sing a wee tune.....either that or their all terrorist bastards. At least they just think we're alchy ****s.
I work for an online sports betting company in Guernsey Nev, my last company in Malta collapsed. Got the missus and kids in Belfast so I commute back and forth quite a bit - not ideal.
The worst thing is they all wind me up "here Paddy do you fancy tarmacing my drive for me one day?" and believe it or not I did used to tarmac roads for a while when I was a teenager. Soooo on my day off on Sunday just there I got my da and uncle down to my house in Belfast to help me tarmac a new drive which has needed done for a while, some **** in the street seen us do it and asked us how much to do his drive, which we duly did and earned a few hundred quid each for 3 hours work. Then yesterday I went and helped tarmac my unlces drive for him to return the favour. So with all this tarmacing mixed with surprisingly good Irish weather i've managed to massively sunburn my head and neck. So when I get into work in Guernsey in the morning every **** will ask me how I managed to get sunburn and I will have to answer "tarmacing driveways"
was the mrs out selling clothes pegs? i'd have paid someone to do it just to avoid having to tell them that
I persuaded my wife to to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse; I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge!!!
