I was at HMHB's first ever London gig at the Bull & Gate in Kentish Town. The promoter was Jon Fat Beast and he was indeed overweight but as to his bestial naure I cannot comment. As for the gig the high point was "I Hate Nerys Hughes"
Jon Beast bought me a six pack in Edinburgh on my 18th birthday and he didn't even bum me The downside to being that guy must be the daily shouting of "Anyone from Wales? **** off." to him. That and the imminent premature death from morbid obesity