Match Day Thread Aston Villa v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Glad that is over

 

that was ****in mental. i need a brandy. krul you superstar

 

I think we've turned the corner.

**** the villa too.

 

Pardew tried his best again to **** that up with keeping jonas on, putting Mbiwa CM and taking off Gouffran who was doing well. He also didn't change anything to help Debuchy in the second half. The fact is Pardew is an idiot. I would also like to say Villa should have had about two players sent off.

 

Horrendous second half. How do we play so different from one half to another. Car crash stuff

 

as it stands, Villa 18th. I'm happy with that

 

F*ck me, that was hard to listen to - always seems worse on the radio!

 

In gonna order my French flag now.

 

Im not sure my heart can this ...should be used to it by now with Newcastle

Well done lads cracking first half ..and 3 pts

 

Yes you ****ing slags! First away win of the season! Top 4 here we come

 

There's a stat somewhere that says American Football players lose one year off their life for every season they play in the NFL - they want to try being Newcastle fans!

 

Was that not the longest second half ever, I had to mute the tv, Sky was about 30 secs ahead of my stream, it was mental!

 

We won that game despite Pardew

Someone higher up needs to give him a ****ing shake

 

I was hoping that a win at Reading while I was in the sunshine in the Canary Islands would mean that I would need to spend all my time out there and then we'd win all our games and not be relegated.

After tonight, this clearly means instead I will have to spend every game doing yoga ....

 

I agree jesus christ all ****ing mighty Jonas was falling over in front of him and he still kept him out there.

 

Someone needs to remind him that when you buy a Centre Back...you don't stick them in centre midfield. Also, when you have a player on the pitch that nutmegs himself he should be taken off the pitch.

 

how can jonas call himself a professional he didnt control the ball properly once!!!!! but when marv and benny are back fwarrr what a team

 

I'm starting to hope Pardew gets in trouble with the police or something he's insane

 

What the **** is Pardew doing?? He doesn't seem to prepare the team at half time for potential changes - does he expect Villa to play the same ****e all match, despite the fact they have shown for the last 3 matches that they tend to up the intensity after half time? It was like it was a complete surprise.

The substitutions were simply unfathomable. Neither myself nor - it seemed - most of the team knew who was playing where. Yanga-Mbiwa ended up further forward than Shola Ameobi. And if there was one theme all match it was this - give it Jonas, lose it to Villa. Pardew was rescued by excellent players in the first half and was a lucky, lucky man not to hang himself in the second. And why is he giving Jonas so much man love after the game? Alan Pardew, this is not the 90's, we are not ****ing Wimbledon, throwing yourself in front of a ball and giving "110%" is NOT what it's about. Shola. No. Jonas. No.

 

So, the rhetorical question of today, were Villa's dirty ******* tactics the most disgusting thing to watch, or was it the mentality of our team after half time(for the nth time this year)?

Hopefully a couple of them will have suspensions coming their way with Jasper Carrot clearly distracted. Can anyone tell me why it doesn't count as a foul if you take someone out in the penalty box when they've just taken a shot? Surely you've missed the ball and fouled them?

Perch should have given a second penalty away if this was the case, but it isn't and I don't understand it. The ball may or may not be dead, but surely attacking someone off the ball would yield a free-kick anywhere else? Keepers routinely catch players after they've taken a shot as well, so I think that needs to be looked at in the game.

Overall, Sissoko looks invincible and sexy, Gouffran decent, let's skip over clumsy Debuchy and focus on three points over the team I'd most love to see bankrupt.