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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Sweats

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    2500 is the recommended amount for a bloke.. So to lose you have to go under that amount.. Or do lots of cardio exercise.. I may join a gym as about an hours full on exercise burns about 600 calories.. So to do that three times a week would be better than just doing circuits once a week.
     
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    i'm having chicken pie with chips and battenberg for pudding
     
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  3. One of the lads

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    Ah right. I put on weight if I don't exercise (because I eat and drink too much!) and January hasn't been a good month as I have been ill with one various ailment or another. When this latest lurgy clears I'll have to hit the gym pretty hard to make up for lost time.

    I find sticking to 2000 calories a day and burning c.750 calories in the gym pretty easy.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    To be fair 2000 calories is easy enough without booze.

    I don't know whether to join a gym or not. Will be cheaper than paying £5 a week for circuits. It's just that I hate gyms.. But it's more flexible as I can go when I want as if I miss circuits then I literally do nothing all week.
     
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  5. One of the lads

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    2,000 calories is easy enough without booze although I personally need a fair few calories before and after a 60 minute workout!

    If you've still got knees that can take a pounding then don't waste your money, just do road running. Your knees will be ****ed in no time.
     
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  6. Chief

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    Depends how a big a bloke you are.

    Recommended target calories is based on height, weight and target.
    I only know this as she's in weight watchers so I calculated my target.

    Now, I'm 5' 11" and sixteen stone three so on the face of it a proper fat ****, right?
    However, if I got to 15 stone I would be lean and that's my target weight.
    I'm a big fella!

    If I got to my target recommended man weight for height, about 12 stone, I would need to amputate both legs.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    I'm the same height as you and two stone less.. That said I have t weighed myself I just know my 32' waist jeans are getting tight as are some of my slim fit shirts. <ok>
     
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  8. One of the lads

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    I think on the BMI as set by the NHS you'd be considered overweight...

    Just checked and yep you're a chubster, what do you make of that fatty?
     
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    Does masturbating twice a day count as cardio?

    PS. I had stew and garlic bread for TEA
     
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  10. Chief

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    Well see my post above.

    My bmi gives me as obese and while I accept I could lose a stone, maybe even a stone and half to be thin my ideal weight of 12 stone is complete and utter ****ing bollocks.
    That is a bloke with no shoulders, no arse, no thighs and, well basically, **** all muscle.

    People are different shapes and sizes and there are some right lardy fat ****s who are my height and may weigh less because they've done **** all but eat all their life.
     
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  11. One of the lads

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    I know Chief, the BMI thing is a load of bollox.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    I dropped to 12 stone two years ago an looked too thin went back up to 13.. Then started doing weights an circuits and put on another half a stone on without gaining fat... Then from sept last year had a bit of man flu didn't workout properly for 2 months and have gained a slight paunch.. Slight mind ..
     
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    I told you last year, do loads of heavy squats and dead lifts.
    You'll thicken right out, kiss goodbye to 32 inch jeans, and put proper weight on.

    I would feel lightweight if I wasn't at least fifteen stone. Must say, it would be nice to get back down to that.
     
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    My legs are perfectly muscular.. Just this slight beer belly I can feel touching my belt buckle I don't like..
     
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    diets dont work. Its as simple as that. As soion as you stop the weight goes back on. same with under eating.
     
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    I'm not on a diet.. I'm eating the same crap, just a bit less. Cut out milk in my coffee an reduced the sugar.

    I agree with you though, but you have to diet to shed the weight, then make a few lifestyle changes to keep it off.
     
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  17. UnitedinRed

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    thats the key.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Squats and dead lifts will sort your whole body out. Torso mainly but the lot.
    Bit of thigh definition is merely a bonus.
     
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    Always do lots of squats an variations of at circuits..
     
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  20. Chief

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    Good.

    Do some dead lifts too. Magic.

    <ok>
     
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