Evil wife

My 1st was a bit on the evil side.

My 2nd was and still is satan

My 3rd seems ok at the moment

 

So do I.

When I was 12, all I to do was think about my teacher telling me I'd been naughty and the inside of me kecks would have a layer of frosting.

Unfortunately, the internet introduced me to people like Dougie (where are you, Kim?!). Dougie introduced me to such things as tentacle porn. These days I have to watch a woman being disemboweled by a long-armed mollusc before I can even get an hard-on.

 

Hullo doll

 

Haw, ****

 

They took away his library card when he was caught ****ing at the computor desks.

 

Grove ... c:/windows/system32 go to that folder and delete everything inside it <its where google keeps the passwords etc.> Reboot the pc and tug away freely

 

Are you a snowman?

 

Wassup nigga

 

sup dawg

 

And a hand job too.

She said "We'll have sex tonight OK, it's really nice of you to seduce me thanks". I said, I'm done seducing, I'm "demanding" now.