If being pissed, stoned and well-fed by the landlady at my local constitutes a good one, then yes. She put 10 free pints of Carling behind the bar for me, which were ticked off by the following day. Hence I now need some more
Awesome Have you been screened by Christiansmith yet? That won't be much of a birthday present I'm afraid...
Haha no RHC I was referring to the colour of the morph suit! Dw I'm not about to turn up at your place in it! Though I heard you have some fine daughters
1. What morph suit? 2. I don't know where you got this information from, but just to put you in the picture, Bluff and Zingy on our board are one step from death following the various comments they have made about my daughters. Manobear isn't far behind them
Be easier to follow that rule if you were American! Style for mod! I should also be mod. Liverpool board has an American mod, why can't we?
I like the idea of you having a badge and a cape, but can I suggest that there is a rule that you have to stand on your chair with your hands on your hips every time you hit "Post Reply". I accept that this rule is subject to my being screened by CSmith. Unless it involves an anal inspection, then Sir Tennisball has to get involved. Th(o)ughts?
I'll see what Christian Smith thinks about this post then I may comment further on your suggestion. Kind Regards KingEric07 - the unoffical rule maker
I accept subject to this rule being agreed upon by KingEric07 (the unoffical rule maker) and ChristianSmith (the official Scouser inspector). Assuming they agree, I would appreciate ChristianSmith's assistance with the inspection. He is the resident Scouser expert, and I would require an extra pair of hands to help with a 600 pound Grizzly Bear. Don't forget the gloves in the freezer Christian...
Here goes: Do you think that the scousers team is currently a good football team? [Y/N] Are you one of those who think that with a bit of luck that the scousers could be a top 4 team ? [Y/N] Do you believe like any football fan that Suarez is a cheat ? [Y/N] Do you believe that Rodgers is unproven and has been promoted beyond his ability ? [Y/N] Are you one of those who believe that the scousers will challenge for the title as soon as the scousers win 2 games in a row? [Y/N] Do you jump for joy and go without food and drink yourself silly on the rare United defeat? [Y/N] Do you believe like any knowledgeable football fan that Sir Alex Ferguson is the greatest football manager of them all? [Y/N] Do you believe that the scousers wait for a first premiership title will be less than United's long wait i.e 26 years ? [Y/N] Are you embarassed that fans of the scousers have got this delusion that they are somehow more knowledgeable than other fans ? [Y/N] Do you accept that Dalglish was the main culprit in dragging the club into mediocrity by his poor and financially crippling purchases? [Y/N] and therefore quite rightly should be called a buffoon ? [Y/N] Are you prepared to be anally examined by whoever United fan who feels like it? [Y/N] Be aware that answers to these questions will determine whether you can continue posting here. Swarbs as the moderator, King as the unoffcial rulemaker and I as the scouser screener will make a considered decision. The decision will be final and not subject to appeal. Only Y or N answers allowed !
