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Are you a ****aholic?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by LEROY FER 10, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean shocking confession? I've been out of the self abuse closet on here for years, everyone knows I am a ****er. Just ask ER, he thinks I am a ****er.

    Most ****s in a day = 8
    Longest without a **** = 6 weeks
    Furthest jizz spurt = about 5 foot (after waiting 6 weeks)

    I must admit I've curbed my wrist action enthusiasm over the last few years in an attempt to be ****-ready for when my (apparently) black cock loving wife lets me get my oats. Currently saving up for Valentines day, just over 2 weeks to fill the tanks ready for our planned romatic weekend away.
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Two weeks <yikes>

    You'll be carrying your bollocks around in a wheelbarrow. It only takes three days for maximum recovery of jizz <ok>
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Even I've never had 8 ****s in a day, man.

    Did your banjo string survive it?

    Surely there were chafing issues?
     
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  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's an established fact that SN23 is the undisputed 'complete ****er' on the entire interwebthingymablokeytypegubbins.
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Bumpety bump **** Joker again..<doh>
     
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    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Just tell her you like looking at filth and carry on as you were.
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Always the intellectual eh SN23?

    <laugh>
     
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  9. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Try 3 years without it. I'm going home tonight and telling her to get her fanny out and available or else. There's only so much loyalty one bloke can show.

    Look out Glasgow hookers.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ****in' hell <yikes>

    I'd be looking for an anullment or something for that.

    Henry VIII killed bitches for much less.
     
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  11. LEROY FER 10

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    3 years? FFS maybe she has a taste for black cock too...
     
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  12. SleepySpecialK

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    No wonder I'm a demented, ****ed up son of a bitch eh?

    That henry guy had 6 wives didn't he? ****ing idiot.
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

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    NO, I think I turned her lesbo. She doesn't want any cock.
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I had 3 kids with my ex and she stopped wanting any sex so we split up, since i found a replacement 10 years younger she is gagging for it again. Women are weird.
     
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    What's your ex's mobile number?
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>..........
     
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  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Why can I hear my wife's ringtone?
     
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  18. LEROY FER 10

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    Bloody hell.
     
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