if you had unspeakable wealth

...what toys would you buy? i think i'd go for a sea plane

and not some pissy wee thing you see in northern exposure, a total monster

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i would also have a ninja for a butler

 

I'd buy a private island and never leave the ****.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/ibizaisland.htm

 

that aint no monster, this is a monster

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the spruce goose, biggest plane ever made (dont know if thats fact)

a wud buy this

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and of course a car that can reach 270mph

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That plane got Howard Hughes pulled before a congressional commitee because it was a ****ing death-trap that cost the military millions of dollars.

Big Howard was ****ing mental. He wore tissue boxes on his feet, kept his piss in jars, had regular transfusions of mormon blood, put condoms on door handles and injected dilaudid into his penis.

 

aye big monty burns turns that way then builds the spruce moose and its ****in tiny

 

its the tallest and has the widest wingstan i think nev it only ever flew a mile or so so i might go with something thats a bit better at flying.

thats a dingy nev, i was at the monaco yacht show a couple of years back and some of the stuff there was ridiculous. abramovich's one was about 140m long there were also companies there that would sell you mini submarines i'd be having one of them i think, or maybe this yacht that doubles as a sub if i really felt like going the whole hog;

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a jetpack might also be required.

 

Didn't I post a thread about a jetpack a couple of months back?

 

oh yeah, and one of these badboys

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Can't see the pic LR. Damn IE, wish they hadn't ****ed my laptop. I'd still have Firefox and be able to see it.

I'd also buy one of these:

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it was a pic of the caspian seamonster

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7635441.stm

a 540tonne, 100m long, jetski that could go a few hundred miles an hour and could carry tanks. only in russia.

also, i'd stick han on the wall.

 

I saw a programme about that thing on Sky. The Russians are mad, did they not make a jet train too?

 

the russians built this big ****er

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And this, the worlds largest Helicopter:

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the russians are ****ing scary. i'm glad they're poor.

 

av seen that b4 on tv, ****in **** hot. the presenter was walkin down the blade like it was a pavement.

so basicly we would all buy russia's big vehicles? a would probably buy germany's big ass excavator just to annoy everyone in the world.

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also a would buy this truck for my little run a round

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Spot on. There is something not right with them. You just know that they're the sort of country that would happily plunge the world into crisis just for the sake of it.

 

this is ****in class, look at the back it has a helicopter on it

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One thing I'm gonna avoid when I become rich is light ****ing aircraft. Too many rich and famous people die on light aircraft, it's like their top killer after drugs, suicide and chokey ****s.

Commuting back and forth between Belfast and Guernsey I've been on about 40 flights in the last year on Flybe's ****ey little propeller powered 80 seater aircraft and the things scare the ****e out of me every time, always hit the ground rocking back and forth like a ****ing dart.

 

if they had the same amount of cash as the yanks we'd all either be speaking russian or dead

 

there's nothing light about a sutherland flying boat mick, it'd be decked out like a flying hotel, with machine guns for shooting down island hopping light aircraft and bombs of the survivors in the water

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