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Evil wife

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The other half has set filters on our home PC to stop explicit images being viewed.

    And there's the rub. If I say "Oi, dollop, what do you think you are playing at mucking about with the filter settings?" she will know I have been trying to look at artistic images (of teen cheerleaders getting their cherries popped) and I might as well write 'guilty' across the forehead.

    She's set up the google account using her own details so I have no idea what password she's used so I can't do a sneaky and un-block filth and then re-set it when I've (cough) stopped using it (cough). It even filters out dirt on Private Browsing, my stalwart companion in all things porn.

    Women eh?
     
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  2. Null

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    In Private Browsing - I'm a ****er and Windows 7 was my idea.
     
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  3. Null

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    You'll just have to get a smartphone with a large screen... eh, I'm just away to the water closest with my phone as the , eh, light is better.
     
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  4. SleepySpecialK

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    Man up Grove, smack the bitch up and show her who's boss.
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you need a divorce.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Go to your local park and have a rummage under the bushes, theres bound to be some scud mags someones thrown out now theyve gone digital <ok>
     
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  7. gas

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    Or his own PC/Laptop would work out cheaper.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    and...eh...what made her decide to do this ...? <suspicious minds >
     
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  9. LEROY FER 10

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    If she is censoring your ****ing habits maybe just maybe she will check the history and read this thread? Also can you not just open an incognito window?
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Maybe they can grow him a new set of baws on the NHS?
     
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  12. gas

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    Some prosthetic bollocks would be best, Grove can remove them and reattach them when the need arises.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Step 1. Use another browser and completely ignore thet google account pish.

    Step 2. Find out who the **** gave yer missus the computer savvy to do what she did and kick their **** in.
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Sounds suspiciously like the cowardly hidden hand of lesbians.
     
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  15. SleepySpecialK

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    Grove, have you considered the possibility that she is looking at big massive black cocks shooting their load over a big pair of tits online and doesn't want you to know about it?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You could be right. Whoever is behind this we need to find out and nip it in the bud before it spreads.
     
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  17. LEROY FER 10

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    I haven`t seen that one .
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahahahaha please make it be true!
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>.
     
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