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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol, Jan 29, 2013
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    So he has to pay a fortune in child benefit?
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jan 29, 2013
  3. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like the excuse fat ****s use for eating ****e because "early humans were programmed to eat as much as they could, as quickly as they could."

    They didn't have KFC family buckets in caveman times and premature ejaculation is still shooting your load too quickly.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jan 29, 2013
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Is that Beale?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 29, 2013
  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Sadly, I've already came up with this excuse. :(
     
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    EDGE., Jan 29, 2013
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Veggie ****.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 29, 2013
  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Sheep shagger.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jan 29, 2013
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Up the Saints.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 29, 2013
  9. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Up the ****ter then a Quornburger for ST
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jan 29, 2013
  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    If you're buying.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jan 29, 2013

  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Already came up with that one myself. Wombat's Theory of Childlike Sexual Excitement.
     
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    Erik, Jan 29, 2013
  12. gas

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    Shut it old ****
     
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    gas, Jan 29, 2013

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