The seats were fine until Marks Hughes secretly moved them to fit an extra couple of rows in one night.
****! Hope you never meet me then mate. Hate wearing a scarf and like to show my team's colours, so replica shirt it is. No harm imo. My biggest hate is people talking complete tosh, as a running commentary all game.
Nothing beats a lager fart ................... there known to clear a stadium. Rather smell pies any day!
1. Smashing my shins on the seat in front of me when we score. 2. Overpriced shat food 3. The "football" fart as mentioned earlier.
Oh, not a pet-hate, but definitely cringy: when some middle-aged dude tries to start a song and he gets silence.....but realises he annoy stop after the first line. Dreadful. On your own, on your own.......!!!!
Stick them in a soundproof bubble and store them under the stairs then. As much as we like to and think we can, we can't protect their ears from everything!! Just trust that you're a good parent and they'll know those words are wrong.......
I know where Flyer sits and the fat **** who sits opposite him is a total twat. He was resoponsible for a couple of season ticket holders of about 10 years standing giving up coming to Rangers. Where I used to sit there was a bloke who brought his kid and the little twat was back and forth to the toilet, getting drinks, back out for another piss, more snacks, up and down the aisles to get Judes autograph (seriously kid, it's a ****ing mascot, not Stan Bowles). There were another couple of blokes who would get in and out of the row at the end I sat but I worked out they were five seats closer to the other end of the row, why the feck they didn't walk down to that end to get to their seats is beyond me. Where I sit now the seats are ****. No leg room and I am not exactly tall either. There is a bloke with 2 kids and they all get up during each half for a piss, come back late in the second half and always leave before the end of the match to get out of the stand because it takes 15 minutes if you wait. I'm up and down like a prostitute's G-string Walking past a corridor of smokers on the way in gets on my nads too. Not enough toilets. Having to pay a fortune to watch a bunch of over-paid misfits hoof a ball around for 90 minutes in the hope that we don't get spanked. Only seeing one win at home this season. Lack of decent looking fanny anywhere near where I sit now. Used to be the odd hottie in the Loft.
Jesus, these are the worst. I was subjected to an entire match's worth at Newcastle. Think the guy had actually cacked himself!
My worst match day experience is not really having one anymore, apart from the occasional away match. Watching on the laptop's not really the same, although thankfully I've escaped the absolute rick of a guy who sat behind me and my Dad: right fooking twit.
How I would act on the youth high on night nurse if my space was invaded: [video=youtube;L1OQ0dsncR8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1OQ0dsncR8[/video]
ive got a stalker. I almost had a fight with him once. The steward asked the whole row to get into the isle and I stood in front of him (we couldnt go anywhere without standing in front of someone) so I just told him to **** off to his face. Everyone around me is great but that guy is goes nuts if anyone blocks his view for a second yet always calls a steward over for nothing and blocks other peoples view.
While it's still fresh in my mind "Where's H216?" "Where's H216?" "Where's H216?" "Where's H216?" I pointed a finger to the direction "What number are you? " "What number are you? " "What number are you? " "J212" "Oh so where's H216?" "Oh so where's H216?" "Over there chops" "Cheers Mate, oh there's someone sitting in my seat" " What's number are you again?" "J212" "Oh I see the letters are on the floor" " There's someone sitting in my seat" Goal MK dons score Traore you ****ing prick, Laughter Oh my God, Offside, Great Goal what a volley Me: "what happened?" I missed it as bloke standing in front of my face " Faurlin scored, Anton Own goal, Green should of saved that, Park own goal, Bothroyd should be making the near post ... We will win this easy Come on Rangers The ball was played in long but the MK bloke got there first at the NEAR post. "Hello I am the real H 216 can you check my ticket?" "Chops ask the Steward" 5 Minutes later ... Steward: "What ticket you?" "J212" "He J212 You H216" "Bingo He is H216" "Hey him H216 you move bag" ... to row H Thank you very much Thank you very much Thank you very much Thank you very much Thank you very much Sorry Thank you very much Sorry Thank you very much... after 40 minutes: Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me "I was H216 off for a chocolate" ... Half time " Did i miss anything?" Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me After 70 minutes: Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me "I am not sitting watching this rubbish" Me: "Nor was i much"
That has considerably brightened my day. Love the way they just look at each other in the end. Now I know where they got this scene from... [video=youtube_share;DiTOuyWEe8U]http://youtu.be/DiTOuyWEe8U[/video]
My pet hate is those half and half scarves, who'd have a QPR spurs scarf round their neck, I'd sooner jade goody's legs round my neck
The dryer the lower loft men's room... being blowing cold air on my hands for over two years! Fix that element! Sorry - but its now irritating Oh... and swearing in front of the kids - can't see the need for it...
I hate the Cyprus posters in the men's toilets the typography is dreadful I also think the food/drink bar near Z1 has to the daftest place to put a bar ever 15 people it's gridlocked I take my own hamper now as z5- Z6 is my favourite place now I also like the away area with the odd mate as My Garden shed My garden shed my garden shed is bigger than this Then we are the rangers boys stand up and make some noise The surprise and the shock on the away fans faces is a joy Everyone I know loves LR when it rocks we need to get there again tomorrow
