back to normal

yesterday was ****in horrible.

rape?
donkey vollies?
pregnant porn?
casual granny racism?

whats today's topic?

 

I was thinking we could explore the theory that shoving kumquats up your jacksie gives you superpowers.

 

we could also discuss ma mates theory that tupac was killed by an obssessed fan john lennon style idiot

 

how about great cockaholics of the 21st century ?

 

My mate prays to 2pac if he loses a bit of hash. It worked once, he found a half-score on top of his video recorder, so now he thinks that it'll work every time.

 

prayin to tupac. he's not a wigger is he?

 

Nah, he's just a bit mental.

 

Are animals such as horses and donkeys who are black or white a different race?
Also are zebras half cast?

 

duno but donkeys are pretty good. mite buy 1 if a become rich. probs call him frazer and let him do what ever he wants.

 

You should adopt a donkey Nev. I did it for my mates birthday a couple of years back. Best £15 I ever spent....he get a letter off the donkey twice a year

 

Nice Nev

I had a dog when I was younger. My mum and Dad asked me what i wanted to call him so I called him Dave

 

Did Sergio Porrini write the letters in Italian?

 

a remember ma granny adopted a horse for me when a was a wee guy and it died after about a year. it still managed to send me a letter from beyond the grave tho.

 

I also adopted a Bongo at Edinburgh zoo for my mate Bongo. I paid to have it named Bongo too. He hates that there is a Bongo called Bongo named after Bongo.

 

Adopted a bongo? how is this possible?

 

what the **** is a bongo. the only bongo a know is bongo fae kirkie

this is the most time the word bongo has ever been typed in a thread

 

It's a freaky looking antelope Nev.

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My names not Nev. And that's not a bongo. You're not fooling me, no Sir. Thats a fat deer thats been vandalised

 

Funny looking ****s.

That day out at Edinburgh zoo was funny as ****. I was really stoned that day. There's a big sign in the monkey house that says "Do not tap on the glass".........

The wee monkeys were gong ****ing mental at me chapping the glass like a demented drool case.

 

ma mate sent that pic of naked J W to random email addresses last nite a forgot to upload it last night. al do it tonite and show you this beast