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The Unoffical Rules

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by KingEric07., Jan 25, 2013.

  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Whoa Easy Tiger !!

    I make the rules around these parts <ok>

    See rule 7 for clarification.
     
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  2. UnitedinRed

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    Rule #29 - In every which way its Suarez' fault.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Rule 45. If in doubt a UTD fan is always right.
     
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  4. Swarbs

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    That's what you think.

    See rule 15 for clarification <ok>
     
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  5. KingEric07.

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    <laugh>.

    Sorry General Swarbs.
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    After the weekends results and board activities is there any further suggestions ?

    I've already added one <ok>

    I'm also very uspet that people aren't following Rule 1.

    Th(o)ughts ?
     
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  7. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Rule number 12 was broken repeatedly over the weekend. Drogs and EC were at it almost non-stop. Disgusting habit.
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Maybe we need an 'unoffical punishment' thread ? However this would be breaking rule 1 - maybe we could just call it Fabio ?

    Th(o)ughts ?
     
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  9. Chief

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    Rule 16 was certainly topical over the weekend.

    I'm glad our lads stuck to it of course, seems it was Swansea fans breaking it.
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

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    :) .
     
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  11. One of the lads

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    The Swans ****ing hate Liverpool now. It's all kind of landed in their favour though hasn't it!
     
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  12. Chief

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    Oh yeah, they've a better manager than they had before and got £15 miilion quid for the third best midfielder in their side last season!!

    Great part of the deal they got.
     
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  13. One of the lads

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    and they're going to win Liverpool's Cup.
     
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  14. KingEric07.

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    Rumour has it they are in the Ashley Williams from Swansea.

    Suprised about this with the attempted murder charge still hanging over him <ok>
     
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  15. Sir Tennisball

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    I think this thread should be stickied. <ok>

    Any new users and rival fans should find it very helpful, we aim to please...
     
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  16. Style

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    To many Chelsea fans breaking rule 12, it's just not acceptable.
     
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  17. Sir Tennisball

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    Another rule, and a very important one, it gets broken ALL the time unfortunately.

    17) Thou shalt not start any threads, i repeat ANY THREADS, based on something you saw on Twitter.
     
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  18. KingEric07.

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    Updated.

    The exception being Fabio related tweets, obviously.
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

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    can we add a rule which dictates that all users must constantly post their thoughts regardless of if theyn are even worthy of your time or the rest of the board.

    Cant have to many thoughts after all.
     
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  20. One of the lads

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    Only if the board is a little quiet.

    To be fair if you look at the Liverpool board they have as many random threads and multiple threads addressing the same issues as we do. It's just their threads are started by several different posters.
     
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