Here comes David Beckham on a white horse.

I didn't think about that, we'd sell out every home game just so the fans could let the skinny bastard and thick **** know what we think of them

 

But bates and his wife are still at Elland Road?

 

If only this were a possible. Beckham is a world figure, huge connections in FA and UEFA and would bring in massive commercial value to the club across the world, develop a fantastic academy and coaching system through his football university connections, and ensure we attracted the best players.

If only it were true, which I sincerely doubt

 

actually I agree with you Sheldon, if it were true he would only be doing it if he had the resources behind him to do all that

I also agree with you the chances of this happening are about 0.0000000000000000001%

 

Anyone actually have the link for this?

 

link?

I think we just made this one up to keep ourselves entertained

 

OP had a link, I guessed it was a joke, just fancied a look at it myself

 

Maybe I'm from a different generation, but I hate anything to do with the scum. I make no apologies either. I don't see the relevance of bringing Bates into the conversation either. I've never given a ****e about the directors of this club.

 

I'm from a different generation too, one that saw Strachan come in and become a number one legend that got us promoted and won us the League Championship

 

and I won't mention someone called Giles, its not fair to shake a man's prejudices............... or shako them, either

but they are scum, all the same, its just that a few can be converted to the One True Way

 

There's a difference between them coming over from the dark side and going the other way. Again, nothing to do with that pretty boy.

 

He has done pretty well given his lack of intelligence and utility in your estimation.

 

I have worked with a lot of Americans. Let me explain, as he may be terribly misunderstood otherwise. Translated into English, what Jonny just said was:

"While you carry on living in your two-bed back to back with the metal bars on the windows to keep out crack addicts, and trying to avoid the drips from the leaking roof, looking through the curtains for the bailiffs, Mr Beckham has been coining it, owns about 8 mansions, has people drooling over him wherever he goes, and can shag anything he takes a fancy to (not that there is any suggestion he actually does so, in case m'learned friends are reading this). So who's really the useless moron, you ****ing ****er?".

Just thought I'd help, its all in the cause of better Anglo American understanding, after all