If you are concerned, come sit in Block NUE (you don't even have to sit near me if you don't want to, there's plenty of empty seats) and I'll try to make sure nothing befalls you.
Would now be a good moment to remind you that there is an "L" in the word "play" as in "play up Pompey" Try not to forget.
Then I think he will have a terrible sense of direction and somehow managed to get very lost on the way. Check his compass before he travels.
Tom, just so you get your bearings on the big day. Pompey are the ones with an empty subs bench and blue shirts. Apparantly they have a fantastic chant which they all sing whenever they win a game. It was last heard in November 2012. best of luck
I dare you to hire a monkey outfit from a fancy dress outfitter and to persuade that Pompey bookseller with all the tatoos to wear it whilst walking around Hartlepool. They'll soon have him dancing.
No but you ought to have Saints y-fronts on. Oh and if you have any saints related tattoos, then don't forget the Elastoplast!
Pompey have surprisingly managed to name seven subs, and Tom's not one of them. Dave Connolly up front.
