Ooooh, top 10 reptiles? 1) Komodo Dragon 2) Anaconda 3) Spitting Cobra 4) Dave Jones (He thought he should be top, but came off the rails towards the end) 5) King Cobra 6) Gecco 7) Rattlesnake 8) Viper 9) Water Moccasin 10) The lizzard that's sitting on our back porch, watching me right now.
Should read top 10 reptiles? 1-John Terry 2-Frank Lampard 3-Ashley Cole 4-Drogba 5-Anelka 6-Torres 7-Dave Jones 8-every leeds fan going 9-My Ex girlfriend 10- My ex Mum
You sure its not the top 10 Rep Lies 1. Sorry i'm late i got stuck on the motorway (Sorry i'm late i couldn't be bothered to get out of bed) 2. Please leave a message i'm in a series of meetings all day (Please leave a message - i'm in bed) 3. Its an excellent product - i use one myself (its a piece of **** - i wouldn't be seen dead with one) 4. Its our best seller, I'd buy it now before we sell out (we've got **** loads, i can't give them away) 5. I'll give you an extra 10% off if you buy one now ( I've already added 10% to the cost i just quoted you dumb ****) 6. The quality of our product is excellent, we've won awards (it will break the first time you touch it, we were on watchdog last night) 7. Our customer service is excellent (once you bought it and we've got your money we wont give a ****) 8. We can deliver that next week (we haven't even made it yet, it's going to take months) 9. I know what i'm talking about, you could say i'm an expert (I haven't got the faintest ****ing idea what i am talking about) 10. I'm here to help you can ask me anything, i'll be honest with you. (I will stand here and lie to your face all day long, so long as you buy my ****)
Bannock, I think you missed 'our customer service is second to none' (actually, it's second to non-existent)
top 10 replies? top 10 reptiles? top 10 rep lies? im hopelessly confused. oh well top 10 reptiles 1) crocodile 2) boa constrictor 3) david cameron (the political equivalent of an atractaspis - stabs prey before eating them) 4) komodo dragon 5) all chelsea fans who started supporting them since 2003 (used to be perfectly civilised humans but suffer a terrible affliction called 'gloryhuntus scumbagitis' causing them to descend into reptile form) 6) rattlesnake 7) anyone who has ever supported millwall (the kind of reptiles that attack you for no reason) 8) black mamba 9) the fa in general (a nest of snakes) 10) mark palios, andy gray and richard keys (a 3 headed snake constantly spitting out bullshit, anger and sexism)
We never did get a list of the top 10 of replies, which I think we should, so I will give you my top 10, from 10 - 1: 10, ok mate, sounds good. 9, what was that. 8, hang on a minute, that's not level. 7, yes 6, maybe 5, no 4, I think you're making a big mistake 3, how much!! 2, you don't stand a chance 1, ok darling, I'll see you up there in 5 minutes. There, don't think you can argue with that. Original post finally answered. Flanman, agree?
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I’m not sure that I recognise them all, but there is a fine example of the Whingius Jonesius, the lesser talented manager.
Of all the dwarves names , I'd have thought that Happy may have been better. What was is Les Dawson used to say, "He has a face like a wet weekend in Cleethorpes"
Very imaginative lists of reptiles guys... but I reckon the author intended to make the reptiles show themselves... Flanman's Top 10 of reptiles Loveitupthebush andrewqpr -twins Qpranger100 Northolt-QPR Jon434_QPR Woodyhoopleson BrixtonR Flanman (most interesting inclusion!) The other R in Houston Takes one to know one Flanman! Night out at the Ugly Bug Ball anyone?!
