the battered chip calzone

where can i get one of these in glasgow? i've heard tales of them but never seem anywhere that does them. i've grown tired of life and this is how i wish to end it all.

for those of you that dont know this is a chip shop pizza folded in half with chips in the middle, battered then deep fried.

 

Could you not put something better in the middle? heaps of cheese and bacon would be good.

 

I had a whiskey hangover that lasted about three days ; if only Id had one of those I bet Idve been sorted right out

 

a battered sausage maybe?

a pie?

 

calton life expectancy = 54

 

i had a bacon a fritter roll on sunday when i was hanging out my arse, squared me right away

 

in the middle.......steak and ale ? Im ****ing starving now

 

i think a chippie is actually my favorite takeaway.

anyway, i take it none of you know where i can get one

 

nah never heard of it til now. here comes the hangover.............

 

That's the best thing ever. A battered calzone with a pie in the middle. Guess what I'm making when I get home. I'm gonna have a massive grass joint and make that.

 

had a deep fried pizza on the way home on sat night as a reward to myself for not smoking whilst pished, i wonder which one kills you more

i might go in and ask for one

 

funny how a chinese menu was listed in ma possesions when a got the jail

 

Hope you got it back Nev. **** knows where you'd be without that.

 

1 wallet
1 phone
1 belt
1 chinese menu
a paper clip
2 grains of sand
and a crisp

check

 

One poem by a JW Heron...sexually explicit.

 

he sent a picture of himself in the buff with a semi, flexin his bicep to about 5 burds in his work. av got the pic on ma fone its ****in insane.

 

any decent replies?

 

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