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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Why do southern softies elongate words like bath and laugh into 'bawth' and 'lawf'? Are they stupid?

    Discuss.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 25, 2013
  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Says my favourite poster.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Love you too ER <hug>
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You've answered (or should that be awnswered?) your own question. They're thick as mince.

    I look forward to the day that I can kick Sophie Ellis Bextor in the **** for inflicting 'Murder On the Dawnce Floor' on the nation.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    And Chris 'de' Burgh:

    "I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dawnce,
    They're looking for a little romawnce, given half a chawnce."

    <grr>
     
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  6. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    queens southern english is correct you idiot. Also its more like barth and larth.

    Northern people are poorer, dimmer and uglier and live in colder, dingier weather yet they still try and claim to be better? bless em.
     
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    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Jan 25, 2013
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    queens southern english is correct you idiot. Also its more like barth and larth.

    Northern people are poorer, dimmer and uglier and live in colder, dingier weather yet they still try and claim to be better? bless em.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Why do you add this unnecessary r though? It takes longer to say and it sounds daft. Or "dawft", sorry.
     
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  9. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Thats not even how its pronounced though.. You must have clogged up ears up North. Its pronounced as darnce, charnce, romance. whats the 'w' about. Pretty sure northerners dont pronounce everything as its written. Never heard them call it wed-nes-day for example. Maybe your brains are too little too comprehend pronounciation and spelling varying!
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Maybe not in Norwich. I'm talking about Southerners, not Easterners.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I deleted your superfluous post Holt. No need to thank me <ok>
     
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    Donlt you associate that philandering, vomit inducing Irish **** with us thank you very much Jip. Oh and he supports Liverpool as well<steam>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <sorry>

    Isn't his daughter pretty fit?
     
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    They're all ****ing ****s <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Learn to talk proper you daft apeth.
     
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    Southerner..... I am going to the shop..

    Northerner...... Going t` shop..

    Southerner in the future ...... I`m going to the shop.

    Northerner in the future...... Go` t` `op...

    Northerners speak as if they are on a mobile phone in a tunnel randomly missing out words or just abbreviating them into one letter.
     
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    A ****in mancunian criticising how other people speak ffs.

    Couldn't make it up.

    ****in thick *****s.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    I'm no expert jop but it would appear they shorten the bold words above <ok> laugh = 5 letters lawf = 4


    Thats just my opinion you think whatever the **** you wanna think.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Southerner..... I am going to the shop.. NO
    Southerner..... Oim gowin' to the fackin shop in' oi you fackin cant, knees ap mother Brarn, wotcha! YES
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 26, 2013
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