The art of Fingering

Ladies of all ages love it.

But which is your preferred method of attack?

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You're a virgin. The only thing you've fingered is your own arse while ****ing to the lingerie section of the Littlewood's catalogue.

 

What a ****.

Not only you ruin this place by boring the **** out of everyone, you also start a thread attacking Gambol, one of everyone's favourite posters, by reminding him of his handicap.

I hope you die of cancer asap

 

I wonder where you got that from?

Julian stealing Medro's patter shocker.

Hello Mr Happy

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Is this all because I took the piss out of your lonesome Christmas?

 

The best method to get a burd off: two fingers in, curl them backwards (like a wee hook) and have a wee tickle inside with thumb pushed against the clit ...

 

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I think most of us know that already Pudsy.

Don't think I would ever be trying the show stopper.

 

I'm the best Call of Duty player out there.

 

That's what I tend to do prior to getting down and licking her out.

 

Amateurs...

 

You're not

 

You ****s starting on yer ****ing video games again

Ahm oot o here, happy burns thingy.

 

Is there any finer way to spend an evening?

 

I've never played Black Ops though.

 

Video games and drugs. Young ****s should be out there getting their hole and living life.

Bunch of fannies.

 

You can take drugs and get laid.

When you're not doing that, it's nice to sit back, have a spliff and play a bit of Xbox.

I play less than 1 hour a week, I probably spend more time ****ting than playing games.

 

Julian trying to lure not606ers into a honeytrap

Toby's irritable bowel syndrome hell.

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Well you can't, that's for sure knobhead.

 

Toby can.

Meet his partner.

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