I sit down to wee...

Especially at home, do you?

Also, I avoid post wee drip with a little dab of toilet paper. Don't we all?

 

I stand up to ****, in your sisters mouth.

 

How to piss correctly had been done a while ago on GC but I am still standing at the pisser or the lavvy and no matter how much control I use I still seem to manage to drip onto the floor. The last frew drops never go where they should.

Here's a tip - don't shake your chap too much when you have finished your piss. More than 3 shakes is a ****.

 

Only people with tiny penises piss on the floor

 

Only homos who trawl public toilets looking for rough trade notice what size another man's penis is.

 

I take pictures too

 

Good job I wear my long raincoat and dark glasses when I venture into a public convenience. Always have a large shopping bag handy too. <cottagingsmiley>

 

FFS!