Started to go bad on Tuesday when I broke my foot. On crutches for two weeks now before next X-ray. Today told no pay rise for 5th year in a row. Hopefully we will win at the weekend to cheer me up, I am climbing the walls stuck at home!
You want to speak to my sister. She's the type of person who, no matter how bad your story is, will try to top it. She doesn't do it deliberately, she just can't help herself. Some years back my then girlfriend got Hodgkin's and needed six months of chemo. When I told my sister she said "That's terrible, but I know how she feels as I had glandular fever once (she never, it was flu) and it took me years to get over it"...
I will admit that when my wife was in labour for 27 hrs with our first kid I made the mistake of joking that at least she was in a bed whereas I spent 27 hrs sitting on a plastic hospital chair....she never saw the funny side.
Your week sounds a bit rough .. but I died on Monday and then got fired on Tuesday for not turning up to work Come to think of it I didnt die , I slept in
I've had the worse week... I've only been drunk twice in the past week and didn't score either times! FML.
Then you should meet my sister, she's like that but worse. **** week for me really,tried smuggling cocain into Bali and received the death penalty. Then got kicked in the ribs by some Belgian twat.
I started another semester of school. Do I win? All I've done this week has been work, go to school, go back to work, go home and work on projects and repeat.
I was about to say it's difficult to get someone to take a dump for you but jenners beat me to it I work for a small charity and my team of four (me included) are usually snowed under anyway, I can't pass any more on to them nor can I pass over the stuff I needed to do
