Birds you shouldn't but would.....

who, sex spider?

you wouldnt shag her?

 

Heather Mills anyone? We all would eh?

 

your only saying that because it scares you that you like it.

 

i would bugger her with her fake leg

 

yeah, but it'd be violent

 

lr would you make her take it off or leave it on?

 

take it off then cum inside it and make her drink outta it

 

off.i would probably hit her with it aswell

 

i know it would be wrong. Dirty, but wrong

 

A kinda amputee Felching, ah like your thinking their Wiz

 

off. dont you think it'd be even weirder with it on? she'd wrap her legs around you and one of them would be cold clearly you've not thought this through

plus i'd like to tip her over

stupid cow

 

Is that Denise Welch? That wouldnt be wrong!

 

Nah, that gave me the boak

 

Aye, is she no a gran?

 

natalie portman in leon

dont kid yourselves

 

as my grandad says " the older the fiddle the sweeter the tune"

 

Heather the Weather

Ah seen her in Morrisons in Paisley, shouting at her auld maw and faither to hurry up, what a cow!

I'd make sure it was painful for her

 

Too True

Just try licking the sweat aff yer grannies back the next time yer taking her doggy style.....sweeeet<biggrin>

 

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i always thought thats what death tasted like, she is 90 though