The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Really? Never liked the place myself, only posted now and then.

 

Definitely raises the IQ level

 

Too late now, we've moved on. Plus, I'll never become a MOD on the official site

 

X 4,000 now UIR is back

 

Bit harsh that, I'd say x 3,999

 

Agreed I like him being around.. It's comedy gold.. It's only when folk start having a constant dig at him the board descends into chaos.

 

Why would anyone want to go back? I was constantly being reprimanded for going off topic and getting put in pre moderation .. I'd go on for the match day threads as they were funny especially if you got a comment into the live text which I did on numerous occasions.

 

I really don't get how what I said upset him though ?

The random posts he makes keep me entertained.

 

You dont have to have a dig, any form of banter even if hes not involved ends up with him losing it.

Like Eric showed, nobody has said squat to him and hes f'ing and blinding already <laugfh>

He has a far to big an opinion on his own self worth on this site and assumes everything is aimed at him.

Still, priceless comedy gold at times. Couldnt script it.

 

I was just lying.

My internet got cut off as Virgin sent me a stupid bill for £150. Only had the ****ing thing a month. Installation fee my arse.

 

He seems to really like you

Even before you had posted he was hammering you.

Must be becuase you're a bit of a bastard

 

Was he


and I have been so nice to him since coming back. Just cant trust some people.

I prefer the term uttercunt rather than bastard, bastard has such a cabbaged sound to it.

 

Which is why it suits you sir

Obviously, as you can tell, we've really missed you

 

Clearly though I did make the site tick.

 

Here's some new rules for you so you can catch up ( a quick summary ) :

1) Titles of threads on the United board can be players names only.
2) I am as popular as aids with certain posters now (bad aids).
3) Ruff is 'the chief antagonist' so you can no longer have that role.
4) Math is a demi god.

If you want the full rule book then let me know

 

I would mind a copy.

 

So you don't want one then ?

Shame

 

Nah I will.

dont like my new keyboard, its too compact. My last one didnt have the numerical pad on it and this one does so its all cramped up and i miss loads of letters because like all real internet users I NEVER proof read what I have written.

 

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