27th minute: Angel Rangel in a bit of a tangle, but his strength gets Swansea out of the mangle after Ba and Mata (the Spaniard my girlfriend prefers... Pfft... No taste, but we knew that already about her choice in men ) combine to almost send Oscar through...
Damn we r in fine voice .... Wish I was there. Ain't no way Mrs Swim is getting her way again....food for the kids or not
Hahahaha you won't appreciate the pain until you go shopping for paint with me at B&Q! Tremmel's kicking has been quite poor so far, or so he would have you believe. every time Chelsea swarm forward from a poor kick, Swansea wrestle them off it and break quickly... Smells like a sneaky Scandinavian tactic! Scandinavian fact #1762: Scandinavians are sneaky sneaky people. Laudrup is definitely a natural blond, for instance, and his pecks haven't always been the shape of Oden's hammer.
37th minute: Mata has distinct white paint all over his back... Vor... I mean "Tremmel's" make-up rubbing off? Oh dear, the Hazard warning lights are on as Eden goes down and starts crying. Swansea play on. Chelsea pinch it and break, ball's played to a now miraculously standing and freely moving Hazard, who's offside... A Miracle!!! A Miracle!!! Begs the question, which one of these Spanish players has "Jesus" lodged in their name somewhere... Apparently the second-coming is occurring!!! Hazard now racing around like a healed Leper. Bloody doo-gooder!
44th minute: Sexy football from Swansea on the break once more, and the simple and only option is Michu through the middle with the back-line stretched... But Ramires tracks back and makes a Ki interception... #I'llgetmycoat 46th minute: Ball falls to Karaoke Ba, playing a bit of Loreen's Euphoria there, and he lashes it over the goal... It's "going up up up uppp upppppppp"
How we feeling lads? Nervous or confident? It's half-time by the way... Just in case there's anyone who's relying on this for information
45 minutes and a 2 goal lead til possibly our first ever major final in our centenary year. Is it enough? All I know is typing on this tablet is getting harder by the minute. Please, please....
MichuCam: Analysis of Michu in the studio thus far revolves around a very decent chance he had in the first half, probably the best of anyone. My ****us (for Rafa's benefit), however, revolves around his sensational use of gloves. Sensible attire. I'm usually very animated about the nellies who wear gloves in Britain because they've come from the South of France or some other exotic location, but Michu's looking good in what I hasten to add are not simply gloves, but soft, black cashmere dreams. Ba, has also chosen gloves this evening. What a nelly. Get a grip son. I must say the assistant ref has been a bit of a pain as well. He's clearly not accustomed to what having a Michu onside could do for his sex-life.
