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not606 newbies guide

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., May 13, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    here is a helpful guide for the many new users who will be joining

    1. If you are unsure about anything, ask we are all friendly here and only too happy to help our new friends.

    2. Try to integrate to site as quick as possible i.e. tag threads , leave rep ,
    2a. to leave tags use '<'your tag '>' without the apostrophes.where you normally write a post.
    2b. rep is a bit of fun and should never be signed by the repper. to leave rep type [rep] your message [rep]

    3. Try to stay on topic it helps with the flow of the thread and overall enjoyment of the site

    4. have fun <ok>
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I didnt even know half that **** and I've been on here since 2008
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>


    All newbies will be treated with suspicion - paraniod bunch that we are - and told to get to **** if they ask a question!
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I think I've been doing this wrong <ok>
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    And when does a thread stay on topic ...

    usually descends into Trev/Dev or links to porn!
     
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  6. Lord Beer

    Lord Beer Member

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    I joined yesterday and was led to believe there would be an inititiation involving a rat, some anal plugs and a jar of jalapenos......... i'm still waiting.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    5. aswordmadeofhashâ„¢ will try it on with all newbies, especially if you are a man. If he posts a thread with your name in it just ignore it as it will involve advice on how to turn gay.

    6. 1980EasterRoad is an elderly if much valued member of the not606 team. Think Herbert from Family Guy.

    7. Never call yourself Toby.
     
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  8. Lord Beer

    Lord Beer Member

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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    post your photo, in the nude, then we will call you
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    8. When posting pictures make sure they work or you just look like a ****
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    9. StereoTypist may claim to be involved in politics, but really just sits at home drinking Bucky and masturbating. Listening to him will lower your IQ.
     
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  12. Lord Beer

    Lord Beer Member

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    Just for you Cyprussy....

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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    think you may have just got out of the inititiation
     
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  14. Lord Beer

    Lord Beer Member

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    Your loss, i dropped a hotdog down there, you could've gone halfers with me.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    10. If subjects like rape, homophobia, *****philia, racism, bestiality etc offend you, then this site is definitely for you <ok>
    We mainly discuss things like this:

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    sometimes even

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  16. Lord Beer

    Lord Beer Member

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    Kittens getting ****ed in a field by a bar of chocolate?
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sicko <ok>
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Bestiality, *****philia and racism all in one. Well done <ok>
     
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  19. Lord Beer

    Lord Beer Member

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    I just wanted to fit in.
     
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  20. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    So you just came here looking for someone to be your bitch?
     
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