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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Jan 28, 2010.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    I'm fed up to **** of walking down my road doing an impression of an RnB star whilst tiptoeing through dog **** <grr>

    Some ****ers dog has shat all over the path right by my house which meant this morning I had to sidestep out of my front garden. The mrs rang me up earlier moaning about dog **** all the way from our road to the kids nursery a few streets away.

    Everywhere I go I see ****ing dog **** on the path.

    If it was up to me I'd ban the ****ers apart from for the blind, police ones & search & rescue dogs. Why do people have wild animals in there homes for?

    Company?

    Get out your house & meet people you boring, manic depressive ****ers.

    Tonight begins my dog monitoring. I'll make a note of all dogs & their owners & see what extra **** there is tomorrow. Find out where they live & fling the **** at their windows, chuck it through the letterbox or rape & kill the said dog.

    ****ing bunch of dirty ****s.
     
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  2. wizgub

    wizgub Member

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    count yourself lucky the czech gypsies wer at ma bit last month and we had HUMAN **** on the streets
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i ****ing hate dogs aswell. <grr>
     
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  4. wizgub

    wizgub Member

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    a love dogs man a have one :)
     
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  5. TN8

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    Dog monitoring <laugh>

    Would dog ****e be mentioned under your Damage To Footpaths bill?
     
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  6. Castleger

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    C'mon tae **** Wiz, round your way it could've been any ****s
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    my neighbours 10 yearold boy pishes in my close dirty wee ****er that he is. i have pished all over his mums many boyfriends cars. dirty swinging bitch who boasts about having herpes.<grr>
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    god help any fatties with dogs <laugh>
     
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  9. wizgub

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    fair shout
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    2 of my mates used to make a note of black folk that walked past their window, date, time, what they were wearing incase they did a crime so they could grass them up <laugh>

    Wog monitoring if you like <laugh>

    Its that TN8 or buying a webcam & taping the path outside 24/7.

    If it fails I'm just going to be really rude to folk who have dogs. I already make comments about them loners who sit at home watching Dr Who & Harry Potter but this time I'm gonna get tore right in.
     
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