we've all been there dougie, i just tried ramming it into some random i was with years ago (no lube), i nearly tore my ****ing foreskin off
I think you might be my perfect woman Tina. Fancy hiding in the bushes outside the nursing college with me some night?
as long as she lets you balance your chips on her back when you earn your brown wings was it you who said that to a guy on 606 about his mum?
Forgot I said that! It's from a true story too, first time trekking the brown trail and I had supplies readily available and close to hand
i notice tina disappears when talk turns to using the trademans entrance <ashamedofherownactionsmuir>
right am away to play 5s with a gammy knee but still be the star player then am away into bar boho to try chat up some posh slags then when that doesnt work al try some of J Ws haunts for some teenage dirtbags who like it in the dirtbox. smell ye later and ha ha to whoever it is that works til 6pm and ha ha to venom for living on red dwarf
think i've told this story before but it was the same girl, i ended up going back round to hers one night when i was loaded not long after and was after my hole but she was having none of it (i think this was punishment for the ass rape thing) but she let me sleep in the bed. i dont really remember anything but i woke up to that funny feeling and she was sitting wite awake and sticky. basically i'd been having a drunken wet dream and had dry humped her until she looked like a painters radio. to be honest after those two nights the relationship never really took off.
she wouldnt have slept through this, i didnt know i had it in me! well, that much of it anyway. if she'd shagged me it would never have happened and we might still be together to this day, as it stands due to the fact that i was bollock naked she was covered in man milk from the nape of her neck to the tops of her thighs
