How the **** do you survive as a Newcastle United fan... Geordies are the most unintelligible bunch of ****s in the U.K. Spastics to a man!
Aww, look at all the impotent rage being thrown my way! It's not a concept you're familiar with, but quite a few people, including myself, have taken the time to educate myself in the English language - it's there to be used, not abused. <norisefrommeyoulosers>
Not to be pedantic, Bespoke, but the second 'myself' in the above sentence should read 'themselves' instead. Otherwise, you are saying that quite a few people have taken the time to educate you personally in the usage of the English language. But, then again, perhaps that is what you meant to say, in which case the second 'myself' should read 'me' instead.