Have set our differences aside and are due to meet up soon. We have exchaned nudie photos and both of us are quivering with excitement. She's beautiful. Should I shag her on the first date or will I be all romantic and stuff?
I'd like to say I'm highly disturbed by all this. ER you auld ****, you couldna pay me enough to open up ma muff yer sleazy knobwipe
Real romance on not 606 at last. I'll have to have a drink with the 2 of you when ER comes to Woking. We'll invite Toby.