operation

Dear Allah,

Please let brother Beale be safe,

Amen

 

There's a lot you don't know

 

the operation went well, thanks for askin i knew you were worried about me

bealester on the mend, and feelin good

 

Gender reassignment?

 

no, actually

 

Is that because you have to live as a woman for a year before they operate?

 

Nice one, Bealey.

I was going to do an article about you but feared compromising the Golden Rule

Welcome back though.

 

What kind of operation? Ingrown toenail? Black Ops in deepest darkest Afghanistan?

 

dont think i missed the racial connotations of your post.

nah, had fluid build up between my lungs and chest wall, needed it drained or it would cause me breathing problems

plueral effusion its called. nothin exciting

 

Have you now got super human powers Bealey?

You know like Spidey or The Incredible Hulk or something?

 

Am no as sublte as I used to be

Good that it's all sorted though

 

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good to be back chaps

i dont look like milhouse btw

 

It happens to the best of us.

 

Did you ever see Mr Cholmondley Warner's public service films on the harry enfield show? The one on sex was brilliant. There's a couple in bed - "Has the train arrive in Paddington Mrs Grayson?" "No it's just outside peterborough - Ouch"

 

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Gambol, we need to terminate you living your life through me, I am under too much pressure, I ****ed things up with the English bird on Saturday night, I was drunk as a lord all weekend, I am blaming you!

 

I've got his voive in my head now. Oh well, he'll have plenty to converse with.