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Would I Lie To You Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Resurgam

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    Promise?
     
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    Resurgam, Jan 21, 2013
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You think yours is bad? I'm on -78,956.001 points!!! :mad:<grr>

    I'm not normally a rebellious type, but I think our only sane option left is a coup. And to burn all the pigeons we come across. Only solution.
     
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    absolutely!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Jan 21, 2013
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Fat-fingers is deducted -13,000.72 points because that was too easy. He is, however, awarded +13,000.73 points for being sensational at the game. Well done sir!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 21, 2013
  5. Hornette_TID

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    1. i got 10 A's in my O Levels yet failed my A levels.
    2. When i get home from work, the first thing i do is log on to not606
    3. i wear suspenders and stockings, never tights.
     
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    Hornette_TID, Jan 21, 2013
  6. Obi Wan

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    Wh..err..wha...umm...sorry, what were the first two questions again?
     
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  7. Resurgam

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    True
    True
    True - when appropriate.
     
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    Hmmm. Quite fancy changing my name now to 'Fat-Fingers'
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    1. Lie. No way Jose!
    2. Lie. Turning the computer on is the first thing you do!
    3. True. On the edge with this one. If a thong is more comfortable than knickers, tights must be a pain.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Pics to prove it.
     
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    haha...you do make me laugh Mr Wan ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Jan 21, 2013
  12. Hornette_TID

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    ooh very clever deduction there Gandalf ;)

    More pics? i'm running out! ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Jan 22, 2013
  13. Obi Wan

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    Come on H, stop leaving us in suspenders and give us the answers.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 22, 2013
  14. Agent Bruce

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    Can never get too many! ;)
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 22, 2013
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    here you go:

    1. Lie - i didn't get 10, i got 3 and a CSE grade 1, and was rubbish at A levels, failing both not what you'd call academic but my mum always said it didn't matter coz i had common sense. Nice brush off! However, i did stay on at school to do A Levels coz the social life was fab ;)
    2. Lie - i tend to faff and do other stuff and get here eventually!
    3. True...tights are the most uncomfortable invention known to man...or woman!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Jan 22, 2013
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    Never known any trouble getting them off.
     
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    Oops, before that gets picked up the wrong way, that should read, "Iv'e never known anybody have any trouble getting them off".

    If that's what you meant.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 22, 2013
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    haha! No, that's not what i meant...and you know it! lol
     
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    Hornette_TID, Jan 22, 2013
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    :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    1. Between the ages of 9-15 I thought, and told my friends this as fact, that the female genitalia resembled a penis, because I had once inadvertently seen a younger pupil expose themselves at school, and I believed them to be a girl.

    2. My first "sexual acquaintance" was a married woman who was employed as a substitute teacher at my secondary school.

    3. I was, at one point, featured on a high-traffic French website dancing to "Mysterious Girl" by Peter Andre.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 22, 2013
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