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Newcastle United £7m target Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa fails to appear at club for medical as fans' fears increase Newcastle United’s troubles are showing no signs of easing after Montpellier centre-back Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa did not arrive for a planned medical and skipper Fabricio Coloccini failed to resolve his future at a meeting with club officials.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...-club-for-medical-as-fans-fears-increase.html

 

Danny graham turns down move to newcastle to work under his favorite manager of all time next!

"It was never in doubt, when the chance to party with marty came along, what was i to do, those remarks where in total jest, ha ****ing way me bonny bairns FTM"

 

Are na, if this is true I will have so much ammo to play with tomorrow. I've known nothing like it.

So, so, so FUNNY tho

 

Its the best ever! When villa beat them i'll combust

 

If they lose to Villa they are in serious serious **** as they will be getting **** all in the two games after that. Chortle.

 

I try to speculate as little as possible and usually refuse to get excited at all about a player until he actually signs but this one would be ****ing epic.

Just hope saggy chops isn't waiting at the airport with a briefcase full of cash

 

I've noticed your not so full of yourself these days, what's up?

 

He must have diarrhoea..

 

He,s going with flow.

 

French reports say a medical for him tomorrow. Also for a French left back. You should know better than to speculate on paper talk. Especially considering the weather, flights being cancelled left right and centre which is the reported reason he never arrived. Time will tell.

 

This sounds like horse **** written off the back of the Remy debacle.

They'll get this lad.

 

More doom and gloom?

Still not enough for me.

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Sky transfer page reckoned he was in Newcastle earlier today

 

This. The original article was way wide of the mark.
SSN is reporting he's having his medical as we speak, as are all other reliable sources.
That's media speak for Harry is ready to **** us over again I expect.

 

Sky Sports News report Steve Gloom and Bobby Doom are going to sign for the toon, provided Pardew throws a double 6 on his next visit to the casino.

Pardew is confident of the signings and has asked the fat controller for £15m for the two stars.

When asked for his comments, Mr. Pardew said twist, twist, twist, bust.

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Looks like they are busy tying up deals for a LB, CB and CF. It was fun while it lasted!

 

Get these 3 in and their full squad is looking decent again, not as strong as when Ba was in it and if Colo goes but a lot of the damage repaired. They need to hope they bed in quickly now and save them from the drop or all quite academic as some of the better players would be bound to leave.

 

there's always the saggy bullshit stained spectre of Harry in the wings... it's not over till the fat slags sing.