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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    .... hope he charges for his extensive experience then!<whistle>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Including their CB <doh>
     
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  3. Good teacher eh...? <laugh>
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ...and ladies man to boot! <laugh>
     
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  5. Swarbs

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    Carragher taught him <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Always hovering waiting for that little 'in' <laugh>
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ...are you stood next to the urinal looking down at your fly? <whistle>
     
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  8. Swarbs

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    Fortuitous timing. I finished a bit of work at 2pm, logged on here for a bit of craic, and straight away there was a perfect target <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    One of these days, you'll have the opportunity to witness the dread power that is : THE HAMMERHEAD <yikes>TM
     
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  10. One of the lads

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    Are you saying you want to show him your cock?
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He can then eat his words. NOT MY COCK <ok>
     
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  12. Swarbs

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    He wants to show everyone his cock. It leads to some very uncomfortable silences down the pub...
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ...why? was it foul?





    ddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ttiiisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh


    <whistle>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  15. Sweats

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    See prince Charles enjoyed a pint in toxteth yesterday.. Fair play to him for doing it. The boozer has to be one of the biggest ****holes I've ever seen.
     
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  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    How dare you, the Welly is one of the finest pubs in the south end, even Gazza was there with Charlie boy yesterday.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Looks like he only managed an half too, the ****ing lightweight.
     
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  18. One of the lads

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    To be fair it was 9.30 in the morning or happy hour as it's known in Toxteth.
     
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  19. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Colin Murray - Liverpool fan - sacked.

    Mark Chapman - Manchester United fan - hired.

    Coincidence?

    I think not.
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    It's no surprise NOF, since 5Live and BBC Sport+BBC News have moved to Media City at Salford Quays loads of BBC Manchester staff have had to be promoted, because most of the London based BBC staff refused to move to Manchester and retired or accepted redundancy.:grin:
     
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