I can guaran-feckin-tee that you would still have a **** no matter what bird you had. I could have Katy Perry, Isla Fisher and the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleader squad on rotation and would still find time to indulge in a bit of self abuse. Sometimes you just can't beat beating your meat.
She got an award for Lady Jane. I've never seen it, though. She does play loads of kids' movie parts - she was the maw in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.