I have never paid for sex in my life. Got approached by one once near Kings Cross while trying to cross the road. Girl just pulled up in front of me and asked me if I would like to .......... I said "No thanks but you're a nice looking girl. Maybe if we had met in different circumstances." And off she drove. Boring.
Can someone hurry up and add a comment. I don't like seeing my name against this topic on the front page.
**** that for a game of soldiers. It's not as though rude pics of girls are difficult to come by. -Hamburg was still mental for hookers when I went in 2002. As soon as you get past the Burger King on the reeperbahn, we were virtually lynched by them.
I had always vowed that I would never pay for sex... Amsterdam got the better of me also. Me and a mate were having a nice little stroll through the red light district - stoned as ****s - when I saw this absolutely stunning girl in one of the glass door/windows. I simply HAD to have a go... my mate was trying to stop me, saying things like "You'll catch a horrible dose" etc but this woman was world class... Trouble was that once I had the condom on, I couldn't feel a damn thing that she was doing! She provided the condom as I had no intention of indulging in such activities - it must have been an inch thick!!! ... I convinced her to **** me off without the condom on and I just felt her tits while she finished me off... I wouldn't bother again though - totally over rated.
Nah... not yet anyway But I was publicly raped by a striper on stage in Benidorm when I was about 18 and was very recently monetarily raped by a certain Stringfellow establishment in central London.
Q Did you hear about the stingiest man in the country? A He rang up a prostitute and asked her what night she was free.
A fella me and the girlfriend met interrailing said he had sex with a hooker in Budapest. Apparently three stunners came up to him in a nightclub, one thing led to another, and he ended up going back to a fancy house with them, he picked his favourite, and did her doggy style in the back garden. Said thanks, flushed the condom and went on his way, none the wiser that they were actually brassers. Got the **** beaten out of him by a 6' 5" pimp before he could get 50 metres down the street!
Never paid more than a couple of pints and a kebab! thats it's all it costs at my local club and their to rattedby then to worry about uncle jhonny when you start knocking on their back door!!
